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but it broke when you took it out of the box

I wish my cellphone antena would get fixed

but your phone carrier bumps up your plan to 70 bucks a month


I wish I could have a Saab 900 with the transmission from a Saab 9000!

Your order is mistaken for a Saab 2000 and your car explodes due to the sheer magnitude of a 3096 kW Rolls-Royce Allison AE-2100A turboprop engine.


I wish the stupid iPod commercials would stop.

They are, but they get replaced by white silhouette-people with black Zunes.

I wish that I was living in the city again.

And then the bombs go off and the city is plunged into a post-apocalyptic nightmare world.

Oh wait, if SciFi has taught us anything, is that scenario would be incredibly cool.

I wish I had a nice little $15000 loan to go off and get a Volvo 440 and a new computer.

Your new computer catches fire as you are transporting it from the Wish Warehouse in your Volvo 440, and your Volvo 440 also catches fire and burns to the ground, leaving only scraps of seating material and a metal skeleton from the chassis/engine.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

You eat it, but it's poisoned and you get the runs for the next 3 weeks.

I wish I had a starship. With warp drive.

You get one but it dies on you imidiatly.


I wish I see a supernova once.

it turns out to be where Iran are storing their WMDs and blasts you through space.

I wish George Bush would be abducted by aliens.

Only to place them in your backyard.


I would love to have my own set of trains.

But you don't have telescope to see it.

I wish to travel around the world.

Unfortunately you break both your legs in an horrible accident and will never be able to leave the house again.

I wish for some quiet time

Too bad. I stole dad's trompet.

I want some Vista.

But you end up being fobbed off with a Windows 95 which can't even play TT without showing the blue screen of death.

I wish my PC had infinite disc space never froze, lagged, crashed or stuttered so I could play Trainz in total bliss.

But the Apple Store is sold out

I wish for a house, with the morgage paid off.

But the house would be robbed and destroyed

I wish I was famous

You don't, because Owen block your IP so you cant broadcast on Zernebok Radio

I want to know how to go to school

But you missed the bus again

I wish I wasn't posting here

YOU FAIL IT!

I wish my sister doesnt start whining when I sing along with the music I'm playing!

But its a forlorn hope.

I wish all those bloody teachers would stop giving me stuff to 'entertain' myself over Easter, I'm not entirely without my own ideas!