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Post by Blackandy » 26 Mar 2007 21:37

but it broke when you took it out of the box

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Post by lws1984 » 26 Mar 2007 23:26

but your phone carrier bumps up your plan to 70 bucks a month


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Post by RPharazon » 26 Mar 2007 23:55

Your order is mistaken for a Saab 2000 and your car explodes due to the sheer magnitude of a 3096 kW Rolls-Royce Allison AE-2100A turboprop engine.


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Post by lws1984 » 27 Mar 2007 01:17

They are, but they get replaced by white silhouette-people with black Zunes.

I wish that I was living in the city again.
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Post by Aegir » 27 Mar 2007 03:41

And then the bombs go off and the city is plunged into a post-apocalyptic nightmare world.

Oh wait, if SciFi has taught us anything, is that scenario would be incredibly cool.

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Post by RPharazon » 27 Mar 2007 03:48

Your new computer catches fire as you are transporting it from the Wish Warehouse in your Volvo 440, and your Volvo 440 also catches fire and burns to the ground, leaving only scraps of seating material and a metal skeleton from the chassis/engine.

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Post by lws1984 » 27 Mar 2007 03:54

You eat it, but it's poisoned and you get the runs for the next 3 weeks.

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Post by Mr. X » 27 Mar 2007 06:29

You get one but it dies on you imidiatly.


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Post by Locomotionfan » 27 Mar 2007 08:20

it turns out to be where Iran are storing their WMDs and blasts you through space.

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Post by Mr. X » 27 Mar 2007 08:27

Only to place them in your backyard.


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Post by Wile E. Coyote » 27 Mar 2007 08:48

But you don't have telescope to see it.

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Post by XeryusTC » 27 Mar 2007 11:03

Unfortunately you break both your legs in an horrible accident and will never be able to leave the house again.

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Post by EirikhO » 27 Mar 2007 11:12

Too bad. I stole dad's trompet.

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Post by Locomotionfan » 27 Mar 2007 13:00

But you end up being fobbed off with a Windows 95 which can't even play TT without showing the blue screen of death.

I wish my PC had infinite disc space never froze, lagged, crashed or stuttered so I could play Trainz in total bliss.
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Post by Ploes » 27 Mar 2007 13:44

But the Apple Store is sold out

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Post by Chrill » 27 Mar 2007 14:34

But the house would be robbed and destroyed

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Post by EirikhO » 27 Mar 2007 14:35

You don't, because Owen block your IP so you cant broadcast on Zernebok Radio :mrgreen:

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Post by Chrill » 27 Mar 2007 14:36

But you missed the bus again

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Post by XeryusTC » 27 Mar 2007 14:46

YOU FAIL IT!

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Post by proudmoore » 28 Mar 2007 11:51

But its a forlorn hope.

I wish all those bloody teachers would stop giving me stuff to 'entertain' myself over Easter, I'm not entirely without my own ideas!
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