Corrupt a wish!

[kamnet]

You now must permanently live with an isolated colony of geese.

I wish there were more restaurants open for breakfast this morning.

[Voyager One]

There will be a lot of them open tomorrow but they'll all serve only covid19.

I wish for snow, a lot of snow.

[dol422]

You now live in the ice age

I wish to live with dinosaurs

[Zakos]

You live peacefully with a few pterosaurs until a dispute breaks out. Apparently one of them has a lot of unpaid drug debt. He, along with your new pterosaur girlfriend, are shot in a drive-by. You're devastated, and now it's harder to pay rent with less roommates.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

[dol422]

You eat the sandwich and it causes an allergic reaction.

I wish to rule the galaxy

[Voyager One]

Senator Palpatine disagrees with your rule and sends stormtroopers to kill you.

I wish for a strawberry flavored yoghurt.

[PEPSprinterPacer]

You get it, but it's the size of a snowflake.

I wish that climate change was scam

[Chrill]

Wish granted, however every climate denier converts to being a fanatical environmentalist and you'll live your entire life being alone in knowing the truth. Sorry!

I wish we could go see concerts again.

[2TallTyler]

Concerts are now packed with people and you always have to stand in the back, barely able to see the musicians.

I wish we could see our extended families for the holidays.

[dol422]

But upon doing so you manage to magically kill them

I wish to drive

[Zakos]

I wish to drive

...yourself to the brink of insanity.

I wish for the ability to focus.

[Voyager One]

You become a camera. Focus at will.

I wish to be a real superhero.

[trainman1432]

You do! Hooray. Unfortunately, nobody told you what the powers were. Oops.

I wish for 2020 to just be done. We're only a couple weeks from finishing, can't we just skip it?

[PEPSprinterPacer]

2020 goes on for ages and covid never dies.

I wish for the possibility to drive in openTTD

[MLG]

On AI railways? You get it, enjoy those PtP routes.

I wish for CZTR sets to be finished and released.

[Chrill]

They were just released for "Trains & Trucks Tycoon", congratulations!

I wish for some nice snowy weather this Christmas.

[BW89]

It turns out to be a blizzard that cuts electricity for two months

I wish for a WAS set with planes starting from 1915

[PEPSprinterPacer]

It starts in 1933 and ends in 1945

I wish to drive any vehicle my company owns in openTTD

[MLG]

Wanna ride a horse? Here you got carrot.

I wish you Merry Christmas.

[dol422]

All your plans have been ruined.

I wish for a better year next year