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You are so big that your head is in outer space, above the Earth. Thus, by sitting down, you can see everything and be omnipotent. However, because you head is in outer space, you can't breathe. You die.

I wish we could ban moderators.

You're not banned, instead you have to scrape the spam off the bottom of the website for the next 30 days.

I wish ... I wish... I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for.

Ok. Your wish ends up killing you.

I wish to be rid of all the garbage in my house.

You get rid of all the garbage but it is replaced by a similar quantity of nuclear waste.

I wish to ride a train.

A train rides you.

I wish to have some more flounder in my fridge.

You get rotten flounder in your fridge.

I wish you were cured of all your life problems.

He is and all of a sudden he surpasses and ignores you completely.

I wish for above said train ride to end in disaster.

As long as a train hitting you and killing you is a disaster...

I wish I could ride bears like Putin.

The bear eats you instead since you are not awesome.

I wish to be Putin.

You are assassinated.

I wish to have lots of money on my bank account.

There are now billions of euros on your credit card. However, when you want to go to the bank to have the bank notes, the distributor explodes. You die.

I wish I could change the ugly haircut of Boris Johnson.

He gets you killed for doing so.

I wish to be more attractive.

You get plastic surgery and look like Donald Trump instead.

I wish to have a dead rat on my head.

You get a fashionable beaver hat. The beaver is still alive, though, and none too happy to be on your head.

I really, really wish we could be more non-violent in our wishes.

The wishes subsequently become extremely boring and the game isn't fun anymore.

I wish to punch a seagull.

It bites you.

I wish my enemies to die a horrible death.

They rise as zombies and eat your brains.

I wish to create zombies.

They eat your brain.

I wish for a sausage.

You get your own penis.

I wish more people would join the Nations Game 4.

Lots of spammers join in.

I wish for a clean house.