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A retro artist restyled your house in Googie. Then the home owner's association charged you for violating community standards.

I wish for cooler, but not colder, weather.

It's now a nice 20 degrees Celsius, however with sun brightness of 10. You are burnt all over in a matter of minutes.

I wish to lose SOME weight.

We remove both of your pinkie toes. Now you weigh just a few grams less.

I wish somebody would put my oven door back on for me.

Now your back is your oven door.

I wish to eat some cheesecake.

It's rotting, have a nice food poisoning.

I wish to be rich.

You get buried under all the 1-penny coins.

I wish to be... poor.

You become so poor that you need to sell yourself just to get something to eat.

I wish to be as fast as Flash.

You begin to run and you crash infront of a skyscraper. It falls. You die.

I wish to be able to reach supersonic speed while flying.

The friction causes you to burn up. You die.

I wish for a fresh banana.

You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a banana field. But you don't know which banana field. And there's nobody else around.

I wish we would commit ourselves to non-violence.

You aren't violent with anyone. Except yourself : you regularly lash yourself with leather belts.

I wish I had a mansion in the Forest of Fontainebleau.

You get the mansion... with the whole forest stuffed inside it.

I wish that a day lasts 25 hours.

The sudden change in the planet's rotation speed causes massive tsunamis. Congrats, you've killed all island nations and about every major city in the world.

I wish more people were scientifically literate.

People are so scientifically literate everything they say is extremely long-winded and indirect, so nothing gets done anymore.

I wish for a burger.

It's made of steel and when you bite it, you break your teeth.

I wish to be immortal.

You are immortal but live in a coma forever.

I wish to be immortal like Fegelein.

Hitler sends you to the extermination camps.

I wish I wasn't banned for having wrote this.

You are severely discredited instead.

I wish to control you.

You control me as you merged with me, but you look so ugly that Yorkshire decides to establish a punishment for ugliness and re-establishes death penalty for the crime of excessive ugliness.

I wish I could do the Vendée Globe.

You're not banned. Instead you are made a moderator. At about the same time, thousands of spammers show up. Good luck cleaning up all the spam.

I wish to be omnipotent.