Page 213 of 221
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 29 Jul 2019 18:48
by kamnet
A retro artist restyled your house in Googie. Then the home owner's association charged you for violating community standards.
I wish for cooler, but not colder, weather.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 13 Aug 2019 23:02
by Expresso
It's now a nice 20 degrees Celsius, however with sun brightness of 10. You are burnt all over in a matter of minutes.
I wish to lose SOME weight.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Aug 2019 05:27
by kamnet
We remove both of your pinkie toes. Now you weigh just a few grams less.
I wish somebody would put my oven door back on for me.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Aug 2019 08:29
by acs121
Now your back is your oven door.
I wish to eat some cheesecake.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Aug 2019 18:03
by Expresso
It's rotting, have a nice food poisoning.
I wish to be rich.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Aug 2019 19:12
by acs121
You get buried under all the 1-penny coins.
I wish to be... poor.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Aug 2019 10:28
by Voyager One
You become so poor that you need to sell yourself just to get something to eat.
I wish to be as fast as Flash.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Aug 2019 10:35
by acs121
You begin to run and you crash infront of a skyscraper. It falls. You die.
I wish to be able to reach supersonic speed while flying.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Aug 2019 10:50
by Expresso
The friction causes you to burn up. You die.
I wish for a fresh banana.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Aug 2019 19:06
by kamnet
You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a banana field. But you don't know which banana field. And there's nobody else around.
I wish we would commit ourselves to non-violence.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Aug 2019 23:22
by acs121
You aren't violent with anyone. Except yourself : you regularly lash yourself with leather belts.
I wish I had a mansion in the Forest of Fontainebleau.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 07:40
by Voyager One
You get the mansion... with the whole forest stuffed inside it.
I wish that a day lasts 25 hours.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 08:28
by trainman1432
The sudden change in the planet's rotation speed causes massive tsunamis. Congrats, you've killed all island nations and about every major city in the world.
I wish more people were scientifically literate.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 10:55
by NoMorePacers
People are so scientifically literate everything they say is extremely long-winded and indirect, so nothing gets done anymore.
I wish for a burger.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 11:32
by Expresso
It's made of steel and when you bite it, you break your teeth.
I wish to be immortal.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 13:13
by NoMorePacers
You are immortal but live in a coma forever.
I wish to be immortal like Fegelein.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 14:39
by acs121
Hitler sends you to the extermination camps.
I wish I wasn't banned for having wrote this.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 15:01
by NoMorePacers
You are severely discredited instead.
I wish to control you.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 17:17
by acs121
You control me as you merged with me, but you look so ugly that Yorkshire decides to establish a punishment for ugliness and re-establishes death penalty for the crime of excessive ugliness.
I wish I could do the Vendée Globe.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2019 21:22
by Expresso
You're not banned. Instead you are made a moderator. At about the same time, thousands of spammers show up. Good luck cleaning up all the spam.
I wish to be omnipotent.