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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jun 2019 17:36
by Voyager One
You get an a/c and get to the desired 20°C. Unfortunately, when the electricity bill arrives, you can only sell your house to pay it. Welcome to the nice cheerful 40°C outside!

I wish to be a werewolf.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 02 Jul 2019 21:15
by Expresso
You are shot with silver bullets.

I wish to distribute an enormous stench.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jul 2019 03:58
by kamnet
You only manage to produce enough to gas yourself.

I wish for a large paycheck.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jul 2019 04:02
by Expresso
It's 1 by 1 kilometer large.

I wish to speak German fluently.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jul 2019 01:25
by kamnet
You learn to speak fluid German, but then discover that when you speak it you break out in hives.

I wish for my new job to be fabulous.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jul 2019 07:00
by trainman1432
Death by Glamour.

I wish for more subtlety on this website (and proper spelling).

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 19 Jul 2019 08:38
by Expresso
Everything is so subtle, you don't understand anymore.

I wish for music.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 03:40
by kamnet
You get cats serenading you outside your bedroom window every night between midnight and 4AM.

I wish my window AC unit actually fit in my window.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 08:00
by trainman1432
To accomodate the AC unit your window was enlarged. Unfortunately, the asbestos in your wall gets disturbed and you die of mesothelioma.

I wish we'd do something about the spam.
<OT> since when did we get popular enough that people think spamming their garbage is an effective way of advertisement? </OT>

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 08:40
by Expresso
You are banned.

I wish for a round phone.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 10:19
by kamnet
trainman1432 wrote: 20 Jul 2019 08:00 I wish we'd do something about the spam.
<OT> since when did we get popular enough that people think spamming their garbage is an effective way of advertisement? </OT>
Good grief, that was a mess to clean up. Not seen it that bad in awhile. The spammers don't care if we're popular, their job is to spread spam as far and wide as they can, hoping anybody will click on a link and buy a product.
Expresso wrote: 20 Jul 2019 08:40 I wish for a round phone.

And, yet, despite you getting a round phone, nobody wants to call you.

I wish we could have more wishes granted that didn't result in death.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 11:57
by Expresso
Now, all wishes result in maiming and indescribable suffering.

I wish to be called on my round phone.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 13:48
by trainman1432
The IRS called. They found you've committed tax fraud, (somehow) and now you've received the death penalty. Death is by circular firing squad.

I wish for this trend of overly ridiculous premises to corrupt wishes to continue.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 18:15
by kamnet
It continues, and as reward for your wish you find that your refrigerator is now the home of the spirits of all the dead vegetables you left inside to rot.

I wish for no more maiming, pain or death in wishes.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 20:46
by trainman1432
You are our last victim.

I wish for a better sleep schedule.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 22:02
by Expresso
You now sleep 23 hours a day. The hour you are awake is extremely unpredictable. Everybody abandons you as a result.

I wish for an ice cold lemonade.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 22:27
by trainman1432
Straight from the fires of hell comes your drink. It has no sugar in it.

I wish for better bandwidth.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 22:31
by Expresso
Instead of the 1Kbit, you now have 2Kbit bandwidth.

I wish for more me.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 24 Jul 2019 22:43
by kamnet
You get a clone, but a clone of your laziest and least expessive qualities.

I wish for cheesecake.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 25 Jul 2019 05:09
by Expresso
It's spoiled.

I wish my house would be cooler.