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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Pilot » 03 Jun 2019 07:40

You get one of your wishes, but the extra hours are in a Soviet Gulag.

I wish Zakos wouldn't call me "extra cute" :mrgreen:

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Zakos » 03 Jun 2019 10:30

No.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule (5:26AM here).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 03 Jun 2019 10:40

You sleep 8 hours a day, but in the afternoon.

I wish to be a surgeon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 04 Jun 2019 03:06

You're now a tree surgeon.

I wish my sunburn would finish healing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Pilot » 04 Jun 2019 08:15

You pick up some SunScream - it heals your sunburn, but it makes the sun scream constantly in an annoying manner only you can hear.

I wish that it is sunny in Manchester for a change!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 04 Jun 2019 09:03

You need to apply the SunScream, so now you're deaf.

I wish for a massage.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 05 Jun 2019 03:03

You're massaged with the SunScream, and now you're constantly tense from the noise.

I wish for a clone who will help me with my work.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 05 Jun 2019 08:51

He's extremely clumsy and messes up your work, as a result you get fired.

I wish for some fruit.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Zakos » 05 Jun 2019 09:10

It's pride month, and the community doesn't appreciate you using that term. Wish not granted.

I wish for clairvoyance.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 05 Jun 2019 09:36

You constantly see how you will die, and it's in the most horrible way imaginable.

I wish for some strawberries.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 06 Jun 2019 01:35

You trip on the sidewalk and take a huge tumble.

I wish for no more rain this week.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 10 Jun 2019 16:30

For 4 months there is no rain, causing a drought.

I wish for a really good grilled cheese.
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I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 10 Jun 2019 17:00

You go bankrupt paying for it. On top of that it's really small.

I wish to know the hardware configuration of my computer in minute detail, so I can compile my own Linux kernel.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 15 Jun 2019 10:54

You want a kennel of your own? Done, you live in one now.

I wish a piano.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 15 Jun 2019 14:15

You're now a piano, which regularly gets abused by young trainees of a unskilled teacher.

I wish for a sunset (cocktail).

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 22 Jun 2019 01:07

Some nitwit laces it with taco bell and now you've rode on a trail of your own gas into the sunset.

I wish for less strange(?) responses to otherwise normal questions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 22 Jun 2019 02:29

You become so bored with the answers that you lose your will to ever log in again and play.

I wish hospitals were more competent.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 22 Jun 2019 11:39

They're now more competent at killing and, once you get into one, kill you.

I wish my house would clean itself.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 23 Jun 2019 17:14

Your house gets all the trash out and keeps it out. Obviously, the house keeps you out as well. You're homeless now.

I wish to go on a trip.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 25 Jun 2019 02:33

You trip down the stars. See you next fall! ;)

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

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