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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 07 May 2019 22:13

It's a vicious dog and kills you.

I wish for a new house.

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Post by kamnet » 09 May 2019 06:29

Your new house was built upon an ancient native burial ground, and is now haunted.

I wish to recycle more.

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Post by Expresso » 09 May 2019 09:23

You put yourself in the garbage bin and get crushed to death in the garbage truck.

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Post by Zakos » 10 May 2019 09:03

They do, and they're SUUUUUPER antisemitic.

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Post by Expresso » 10 May 2019 18:48

They now do - now every character is very boring.

I wish for a large house.

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Post by HockeyD8 » 14 May 2019 16:22

You have 20 tenants that you can't evict, and none of them pay the water bill. one of them is me. Speaking of which, can you tell Jim to quiet down?

I wish for a private jet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 17 May 2019 04:21

Here you go:
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Post by Sanntup » 17 May 2019 16:41

But you have more than one chance to post penultimately right hehehehe big words?

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 17 May 2019 17:11

no you don't.

I wish for another sandwich
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Zakos » 17 May 2019 21:10

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Jesus I wish that image was smaller.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 May 2019 05:58

It's now 2 by 2 pixels.

I wish to be a sponge.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 19 May 2019 03:43

You are, and your parents wished you would get a job and move out!

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Post by Expresso » 19 May 2019 15:06

They now excel at having a vision for the euro.

I wish to get rid of my evil couch.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 20 May 2019 21:39

You trade it in for an evil coffee table.
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I wish Doug Ford wasn't F*cking up Ontario.
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Post by kamnet » 21 May 2019 03:12

Congratulations, your province elects Colin Mochrie, who absolutely cocks it up just as bad. But, at least he's funnny!

I wish for a wonderful sweet to eat.

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Post by Expresso » 21 May 2019 03:16

You just ate a spoon of aspartame. Good luck with the cancer.

I wish to own Mars.

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Post by Zakos » 21 May 2019 03:24

The planet or the corporation? Either way, you don't get them. You now have ownership of Bruno Mars. Slavery, however, is illegal and you are promptly arrested.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 21 May 2019 08:43

He turns out to be really abusive.

I wish for a cake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 22 May 2019 22:24

Its made of moldy cheese.

I wish chrome wasn't crashing A LOT lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 23 May 2019 19:18

Chrome stops crashing, at the cost of eating up even more of your ram, and quickly bricks your computer

I wish politics wasn't so... political?
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