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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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People consider killing hobos is untolerable. You get rejected from society and you're IP banned from every single website in the world, and additionally, you spend the rest of your life in Northern Greenland, which is hundreds of miles away from any civilisation.

I wish I didn't have a dirty mind sometimes.

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It's squeeky clean. Unfortunately, this also means it's disconnected from your body. You're dead.

I wish to own a time machine, so I can uncorrupt all my wishes.

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By uncorrupting a wish, you change what wishes me, you and acs121 wished for, meaning you never wished for the time machine, meaning you couldn't uncorrupt the wishes, meaning you still have the time machine, meaning that you can uncorrupt the wishes, meaning you change what wishes me, you and acs121 wished for, meaning you never wished for the time machine... This paradox crashes the tt forums.

I wish for some good, not-moldy, not-expired cheddar cheese
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I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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You're severely allergic to it and it tastes like plastic.

I wish for HockeyD8 and acs121 to be banned.

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You are also banned. acs121 and I are just banned by name, you are IP-Banned.

I wish that the Calgary Flames weren't eliminated from the NHL playoffs.
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They weren't until it was discovered they were cheating. Now they're banned forever.

I wish for all pro-sports to stop broadcasting on TV, radio and internet in all forms.

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Now all sports channels broadcast minor league teams (kids 6-14).

I wish Expresso and acs121 weren't smarter than me.
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We're just as smart as you now. In fact, everyone is. As a result the world turns into chaos and eventually reverts back to Stone age levels of civilization.

I wish to be omnipotent.

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You are omnipotent. In fact, you take gods place. However, religions besides Christianity all revolt against Christians and you have no believers. you lose all your power as the world descends into hell.

I wish that the TT forums never existed (but TT, TTD, TTDPatch and OpenTTD all still existed.)
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I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Ok. They never existed, and as a result the games don't get such a big community around them. Development stops quite quickly.

I wish for all religion to be banned.

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This includes being an atheist, and not having a religion. Everyone on earth is thrown in jail.

I wish I had more friends.
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I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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You do, and they still don't show up for your parties.

I wish Rally's deep fryer hadn't broken down tonight.

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It's in perfect working order now. However, the moment you want to order something it breaks down again.

I wish for the ultimate medicine to cure every disease.

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Well... no one dies from diseases, however, a hacker programmed cars to kill everybody crossing a road, so that's even worse.

I wish to be able to see something 300km away.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Granted, but you still can't see the hacker car coming up behind you and running you over.

I wish for a good night's sleep after a wonderful dinner.

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Certainly, you just won't wake up anymore.

I wish to be a motivational speaker.

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You motivate people to drink bleach.

I wish that OpenTTD was more popular than fortnite.
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It's now more popular then fortnite... with the trolls.

I wish for a telepathic grocery store that also delivers to my home.

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The telepathy fills every item with radiation, killing you the instant you eat it.

I wish for straight A's in math.
:!: :idea: I'm nice so I'll do anime sketches for free just PM me. :idea: :!:
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I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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You aren't admitted at college because someone accuses you of cheating.

I wish to have a White Swiss Shepherd (dog breed).

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