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A meteorite falls on your house and you die with it being destroyed. But hey, at least they rebuilt your house !

I wish I had a less boring-looking house.

I wish for more smileys to be available on this forum.

The smileys turn out to be your face, so everyone starts making fun of you.

I wish the Channel islands belonged to France.

They sink below the sea.

I wish the entire world would be like the Netherlands.

Everyone dies because of cardiac hyperactivity as they have to do too much bike.

I wish for a barrel of vodka.

It's as big as the top of my thumb.

I wish for a mug of hot cocoa, topped with a lot of whipped cream.

It falls down from the atmosphere, in fire. It breaks your skull. You die. Turns out the autopsy said "The corpse smeels a lot like chocolate. Strange."

I wish for an orange soap that smells like... oranges.

You take it to the shower and use it. Soon you feel a burning sensation end your whole skin blisters. Good luck with the pain.

I wish for a healthy bar of soap.

Someone takes control of your mind and makes you eat the soap. Because of its industrial, not-so-great-for-your-health components, you die.

I wish for a Lush soap.

You confuse it with a candy and eat it. You die because of its chemical content.

I wish for a new house.

You get your house. Too bad it's in Cuba and your application to move there was denied.

I wish my parents were ok with me being Pansexual.

They now are. However, the rest of your community now isn't.

I wish to move to my new house and live there.

You live in your house and enjoy it.
for a week
then it collapses on you and you get a nasty concussion.

I wish Fortnite, Pubg and Apex Legends didn't exist.

Ok, now there are even more addictive games in exactly the same category.

I wish my house to be repaired.

You fall off from your ladder and end up in a bucket of paint. Because you can't remove it from your face, everyone's mocking you.

I wish I could have 3 dogs.

They are all incredibly vicious and attack you every chance they get.


I wish for a perfect, Straight A+ report card this term.

Well, you faked one. And your parents end up discovering it. They ground you for the rest of the year.

I wish to have a different life.

You get mine.

I wish for a Potato car big enough for me to drive.

Your life is potato. (did you get the reference ?)

I wish to have more huckleberries and blueberries.

You get smooshed by a giant pile of blueberries.

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