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It starts showing on Netflix, but any time you try to watch it your internet turns off.

I wish people actually liked Hockey on this forum.
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Someone on this forum headshots you with the puck.

I wish basketball was more popular than football.

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Yes... it was unfortunately, it's not played anymore and everybody plays football.

I wish for my house to be renovated.

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A meteorite falls on your house and you die with it being destroyed. But hey, at least they rebuilt your house !

I wish I had a less boring-looking house.

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I wish for more smileys to be available on this forum.

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The smileys turn out to be your face, so everyone starts making fun of you.

I wish the Channel islands belonged to France.

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They sink below the sea.

I wish the entire world would be like the Netherlands.

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Everyone dies because of cardiac hyperactivity as they have to do too much bike.

I wish for a barrel of vodka.

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It's as big as the top of my thumb.

I wish for a mug of hot cocoa, topped with a lot of whipped cream.

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It falls down from the atmosphere, in fire. It breaks your skull. You die. Turns out the autopsy said "The corpse smeels a lot like chocolate. Strange."

I wish for an orange soap that smells like... oranges.

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You take it to the shower and use it. Soon you feel a burning sensation end your whole skin blisters. Good luck with the pain.

I wish for a healthy bar of soap.

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Someone takes control of your mind and makes you eat the soap. Because of its industrial, not-so-great-for-your-health components, you die.

I wish for a Lush soap.

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You confuse it with a candy and eat it. You die because of its chemical content.

I wish for a new house.

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You get your house. Too bad it's in Cuba and your application to move there was denied.

I wish my parents were ok with me being Pansexual.
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They now are. However, the rest of your community now isn't.

I wish to move to my new house and live there.

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You live in your house and enjoy it.
for a week
then it collapses on you and you get a nasty concussion.

I wish Fortnite, Pubg and Apex Legends didn't exist.
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Ok, now there are even more addictive games in exactly the same category.

I wish my house to be repaired.

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You fall off from your ladder and end up in a bucket of paint. Because you can't remove it from your face, everyone's mocking you.

I wish I could have 3 dogs.

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They are all incredibly vicious and attack you every chance they get.


I wish for a perfect, Straight A+ report card this term.
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Well, you faked one. And your parents end up discovering it. They ground you for the rest of the year.

I wish to have a different life.

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