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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 Aug 2019 13:31

You are assassinated.

I wish to have lots of money on my bank account.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 18 Aug 2019 15:16

There are now billions of euros on your credit card. However, when you want to go to the bank to have the bank notes, the distributor explodes. You die.

I wish I could change the ugly haircut of Boris Johnson.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 Aug 2019 15:18

He gets you killed for doing so.

I wish to be more attractive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 18 Aug 2019 15:39

You get plastic surgery and look like Donald Trump instead.

I wish to have a dead rat on my head.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 18 Aug 2019 16:40

You get a fashionable beaver hat. The beaver is still alive, though, and none too happy to be on your head.

I really, really wish we could be more non-violent in our wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 18 Aug 2019 16:48

The wishes subsequently become extremely boring and the game isn't fun anymore.

I wish to punch a seagull.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 Aug 2019 16:52

It bites you.

I wish my enemies to die a horrible death.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 18 Aug 2019 18:42

They rise as zombies and eat your brains.

I wish to create zombies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 24 Aug 2019 08:49

They eat your brain.

I wish for a sausage.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 24 Aug 2019 08:57

You get your own penis.

I wish more people would join the Nations Game 4. :P
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 24 Aug 2019 09:02

Lots of spammers join in.

I wish for a clean house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 24 Aug 2019 09:05

You get a house that stinks of disinfectant so strong it kills you on the spot.

I wish for a tin of spam.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 24 Aug 2019 09:49

When you open it, all the spammers come out and instantly fill all your email accounts with spam.

I wish for a new house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 24 Aug 2019 10:49

You get a new house... a cell in a North Korean concentration camp.

I wish for some McDonalds.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 24 Aug 2019 11:40

A cow crapped on your bigmac.

I wish for freedom.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 24 Aug 2019 13:44

You get freedom to be shot at by rednecks.

I wish to travel back in time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 24 Aug 2019 14:08

You get shredded by the big bang.

I wish for a wearable personal shield, which protects me from everything.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 24 Aug 2019 20:07

The shield feeds on you to sustain its infinite protection.

I wish to be in charge of a nation.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 25 Aug 2019 10:43

It gets nuked back to the stone age and promptly invaded by all its neighbours, turning it in one big war zone.

I wish to be inspired to write.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 25 Aug 2019 21:03

Your inspired writing inspire a right-wing anti-Jello, pro-Spam cult to rise up.

I wish for the weather to be exactly 70 degrees Fahrenheit today and tomorrow, with no precipitation, and only a small breeze of 2 MPH.

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