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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Aug 2019 19:06
by kamnet
You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a banana field. But you don't know which banana field. And there's nobody else around.

I wish we would commit ourselves to non-violence.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Aug 2019 23:22
by acs121
You aren't violent with anyone. Except yourself : you regularly lash yourself with leather belts.

I wish I had a mansion in the Forest of Fontainebleau.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 07:40
by Voyager One
You get the mansion... with the whole forest stuffed inside it.

I wish that a day lasts 25 hours.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 08:28
by trainman1432
The sudden change in the planet's rotation speed causes massive tsunamis. Congrats, you've killed all island nations and about every major city in the world.

I wish more people were scientifically literate.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 10:55
by NoMorePacers
People are so scientifically literate everything they say is extremely long-winded and indirect, so nothing gets done anymore.

I wish for a burger.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 11:32
by Expresso
It's made of steel and when you bite it, you break your teeth.

I wish to be immortal.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 13:13
by NoMorePacers
You are immortal but live in a coma forever.

I wish to be immortal like Fegelein.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 14:39
by acs121
Hitler sends you to the extermination camps.

I wish I wasn't banned for having wrote this.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 15:01
by NoMorePacers
You are severely discredited instead.

I wish to control you.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 17:17
by acs121
You control me as you merged with me, but you look so ugly that Yorkshire decides to establish a punishment for ugliness and re-establishes death penalty for the crime of excessive ugliness.

I wish I could do the Vendée Globe.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Aug 2019 21:22
by Expresso
You're not banned. Instead you are made a moderator. At about the same time, thousands of spammers show up. Good luck cleaning up all the spam.

I wish to be omnipotent.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Aug 2019 00:46
by acs121
You are so big that your head is in outer space, above the Earth. Thus, by sitting down, you can see everything and be omnipotent. However, because you head is in outer space, you can't breathe. You die.

I wish we could ban moderators.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Aug 2019 02:17
by kamnet
You're not banned, instead you have to scrape the spam off the bottom of the website for the next 30 days.

I wish ... I wish... I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Aug 2019 09:49
by Expresso
Ok. Your wish ends up killing you.

I wish to be rid of all the garbage in my house.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Aug 2019 10:28
by NoMorePacers
You get rid of all the garbage but it is replaced by a similar quantity of nuclear waste.

I wish to ride a train.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Aug 2019 21:42
by acs121
A train rides you.

I wish to have some more flounder in my fridge.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Aug 2019 21:58
by NoMorePacers
You get rotten flounder in your fridge.

I wish you were cured of all your life problems.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Aug 2019 08:38
by Expresso
He is and all of a sudden he surpasses and ignores you completely.

I wish for above said train ride to end in disaster.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Aug 2019 12:19
by acs121
As long as a train hitting you and killing you is a disaster...

I wish I could ride bears like Putin.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Aug 2019 13:29
by NoMorePacers
The bear eats you instead since you are not awesome.

I wish to be Putin.