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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 12 Mar 2019 01:42
by kamnet
You're good at OpenTTD, but you suck at using computers.

I wish for a good time.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 12 Mar 2019 11:43
by Expresso
You get good time in prison.

I wish to have a healthy meal every day.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 12 Mar 2019 16:25
by acs121
It turns out the foods you're eating are hated by everyone on Earth except you, and you are rejected from society.

I wish to have a Husky.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 13 Mar 2019 20:55
by HockeyD8
You get your Husky, but they hate you and refuse to do anything for you.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 13 Mar 2019 22:25
by acs121
It won't. Or will it ?

I wish to have an old tramway vehicle infront of my house.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 13 Mar 2019 23:05
by Expresso
It drives into your living room.

I wish to own a club.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Mar 2019 01:46
by acs121
It seems your golf club is living, so it accidentally shoots in your balls. You're now sterile.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Mar 2019 16:49
by Expresso
My! No wish? We can corrupt even that one! Everything you didn't want to happen, happens. All at once!

I wish for the perfect schnitzel, just for me.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Mar 2019 20:01
by acs121
The entire world turns vegan, so you can't eat it.

I wish cod and flounder were cheaper.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Mar 2019 21:30
by Expresso
Sure, you can obtain them cheaper... when they're rotting.

I wish to have an apple.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Mar 2019 10:47
by acs121
The apple isn't rotten or poisoned. But you have a Macintosh. Too bad you can't eat it.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 00:27
by ChillCore
I wish for me forgetting to wish was not contagious ... (*)

@acs121: whatever you wished for is now *POOF*

I gotta a feelling ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
^^^ while article 13 is not in place ... f*** them old farts ... the furure looks bright ... once they're DEAD.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 14:55
by HockeyD8
XD people plz remember to make a wish

I wish that article 13 won't pass.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 16:30
by Expresso
Instead, a more draconian article is included and passes.

I wish for the EU to fall apart and be replaced with something better.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 16:37
by acs121
The UE just became The Soviet & North Korean Republic of Communist Dictatorships.

I wish for Crimea to belong to Ukraine.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 20:12
by HockeyD8
Crimea joins Ukraine for 2 months before starting a war ending with Ukraine being overthrown and the nations separating again.

I wish that Fortnite was actually entertaining.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 20:54
by acs121
It won't, and will never. Apex Legends bought it back.

I wish Fortnite never existed.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 22:11
by Expresso
Ok. Now, nobody has never come up with the idea to create a computer game.

I wish for an actual good, new star trek. Star trek discovery just sucks.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Mar 2019 22:16
by acs121
Someone burns down all cinemas where it had to be shown.

I wish Star Wars would release a new episode.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 30 Mar 2019 09:27
by Expresso
It's so terrible that you fall asleep 5 minutes into it's showing.

I wish for the new good Star trek series to be available on Netflix.