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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 15 Aug 2019 19:06

You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a banana field. But you don't know which banana field. And there's nobody else around.

I wish we would commit ourselves to non-violence.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 15 Aug 2019 23:22

You aren't violent with anyone. Except yourself : you regularly lash yourself with leather belts.

I wish I had a mansion in the Forest of Fontainebleau.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 16 Aug 2019 07:40

You get the mansion... with the whole forest stuffed inside it.

I wish that a day lasts 25 hours.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 16 Aug 2019 08:28

The sudden change in the planet's rotation speed causes massive tsunamis. Congrats, you've killed all island nations and about every major city in the world.

I wish more people were scientifically literate.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 16 Aug 2019 10:55

People are so scientifically literate everything they say is extremely long-winded and indirect, so nothing gets done anymore.

I wish for a burger.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 16 Aug 2019 11:32

It's made of steel and when you bite it, you break your teeth.

I wish to be immortal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 16 Aug 2019 13:13

You are immortal but live in a coma forever.

I wish to be immortal like Fegelein.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 16 Aug 2019 14:39

Hitler sends you to the extermination camps.

I wish I wasn't banned for having wrote this.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 16 Aug 2019 15:01

You are severely discredited instead.

I wish to control you.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 16 Aug 2019 17:17

You control me as you merged with me, but you look so ugly that Yorkshire decides to establish a punishment for ugliness and re-establishes death penalty for the crime of excessive ugliness.

I wish I could do the Vendée Globe.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 16 Aug 2019 21:22

You're not banned. Instead you are made a moderator. At about the same time, thousands of spammers show up. Good luck cleaning up all the spam.

I wish to be omnipotent.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 17 Aug 2019 00:46

You are so big that your head is in outer space, above the Earth. Thus, by sitting down, you can see everything and be omnipotent. However, because you head is in outer space, you can't breathe. You die.

I wish we could ban moderators.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 17 Aug 2019 02:17

You're not banned, instead you have to scrape the spam off the bottom of the website for the next 30 days.

I wish ... I wish... I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 17 Aug 2019 09:49

Ok. Your wish ends up killing you.

I wish to be rid of all the garbage in my house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 17 Aug 2019 10:28

You get rid of all the garbage but it is replaced by a similar quantity of nuclear waste.

I wish to ride a train.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 17 Aug 2019 21:42

A train rides you.

I wish to have some more flounder in my fridge.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 17 Aug 2019 21:58

You get rotten flounder in your fridge.

I wish you were cured of all your life problems.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 Aug 2019 08:38

He is and all of a sudden he surpasses and ignores you completely.

I wish for above said train ride to end in disaster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 18 Aug 2019 12:19

As long as a train hitting you and killing you is a disaster...

I wish I could ride bears like Putin.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 18 Aug 2019 13:29

The bear eats you instead since you are not awesome.

I wish to be Putin.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

"I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am." - Richard Hammond

"I like luxury. It’s the new performance." - James May

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