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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 Jan 2019 04:52
by kamnet
Your fridge is repaired. The bill wipes out your finances for the next year.

I wish it wasn't going to be so damn cold this week.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 02 Feb 2019 07:33
by Voyager One
*** spellcasting a fireball just over your head ***
You suddently feel a "warm" glow above you...

I wish my headache goes away.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 02 Feb 2019 08:20
by Expresso
Your head gets chopped off.

I wish to have self-discipline.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 03 Feb 2019 00:55
by kamnet
You lash yourself 100,000 times for your misbehavior.

I wish for love and prosperity.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 05 Feb 2019 18:54
by trainman1432
No.

I wish for a better laptop.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 05 Feb 2019 20:10
by Expresso
It's one from 1998.

I wish to own the entire world.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 06 Feb 2019 15:37
by ChillCore
The world is your oyster. (*)
At the same time you're now responsible for all and everyone's wellbeing ... Imma need food and shelter and heat and thinghs ... especially things ... me and a couple of billion more peeps ...



@Kamnet: I can't reply to PMs on this browser ... shoot me an email at:
(<<<smallcaps) + at + (alive - a) + (less then a line) + (shorthand for belgium) ... just so I get to have your e-mail and yeah...
Or a friends request at http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinFoilTroll/ ... as you wish. ;)


(*) bonus points if you get that reference ...

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 06 Feb 2019 15:41
by ChillCore
Forgot my wish again ... Yay me ...




I wish to be content with my life ... just content instead of this constant nagging of wanting Moar ...

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 06 Feb 2019 16:08
by Expresso
You are now content with being imprisoned for life in a maximum security prison.

I wish for some piece and quiet in order to meditate.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Feb 2019 05:13
by kamnet
You go deaf, nothing will disturb your meditation again.

ChillCore wrote:shoot me an email at: (<<<smallcaps) + at + (alive - a) + (less then a line) + (shorthand for belgium)
I wish I could figure out what the heck ChillCore is trying to say! ;)
(Alternately, I wish ChillCore would just click the "e-mail" button at the bottom of my signature and he'd already have my e-mail address, kamnet@gmail.com, which I'm not worried about getting spam at because Gmail does a great job of filtering out spam!)

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Feb 2019 09:57
by Expresso
Chillcore is now the only one you can understand.

I wish for a better avatar.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Feb 2019 02:51
by ChillCore
Your avatar is perfect ... it is as invisible as the "e-mail" button in kamnet's signature ... to me that is.
Feel free to change it to whatever ... I'm not going to see it anyways ... so yeah.


I wish peeps would understand that not all (heavily modified) browsers show the same thing as theirs do ...
^^^ no scripts, no pictures, just plain html formed text ... by choice very much (*) ...

(*) "modern" interwebs gives me a 2000's headache very much.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 25 Feb 2019 02:13
by kamnet
Your wish is granted, You're transported back to 2000 to restart your interwebs life.

I wish this pizza came with extra toppings.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 25 Feb 2019 11:53
by Expresso
It comes with extra toppings: poop.

I wish for an ice coffee.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Feb 2019 01:19
by kamnet
It's a frozen block, you'll have to lick it.

I wish I had some work space to build stuff.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Mar 2019 18:10
by Expresso
You now work in a loud and dirty factory where you operate a loud machine that creates nails.

I wish to lose some weight.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 10 Mar 2019 19:50
by HockeyD8
You lose too much weight and now are as light as a feather.

I wish that I was actually good at OpenTTD.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 12 Mar 2019 01:42
by kamnet
You're good at OpenTTD, but you suck at using computers.

I wish for a good time.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 12 Mar 2019 11:43
by Expresso
You get good time in prison.

I wish to have a healthy meal every day.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 12 Mar 2019 16:25
by acs121
It turns out the foods you're eating are hated by everyone on Earth except you, and you are rejected from society.

I wish to have a Husky.