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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2019 08:40

You are banned.

I wish for a round phone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 20 Jul 2019 10:19

trainman1432 wrote:
20 Jul 2019 08:00
I wish we'd do something about the spam.
<OT> since when did we get popular enough that people think spamming their garbage is an effective way of advertisement? </OT>
Good grief, that was a mess to clean up. Not seen it that bad in awhile. The spammers don't care if we're popular, their job is to spread spam as far and wide as they can, hoping anybody will click on a link and buy a product.
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I wish for a round phone.

And, yet, despite you getting a round phone, nobody wants to call you.

I wish we could have more wishes granted that didn't result in death.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2019 11:57

Now, all wishes result in maiming and indescribable suffering.

I wish to be called on my round phone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 13:48

The IRS called. They found you've committed tax fraud, (somehow) and now you've received the death penalty. Death is by circular firing squad.

I wish for this trend of overly ridiculous premises to corrupt wishes to continue.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 20 Jul 2019 18:15

It continues, and as reward for your wish you find that your refrigerator is now the home of the spirits of all the dead vegetables you left inside to rot.

I wish for no more maiming, pain or death in wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 20:46

You are our last victim.

I wish for a better sleep schedule.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2019 22:02

You now sleep 23 hours a day. The hour you are awake is extremely unpredictable. Everybody abandons you as a result.

I wish for an ice cold lemonade.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 22:27

Straight from the fires of hell comes your drink. It has no sugar in it.

I wish for better bandwidth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2019 22:31

Instead of the 1Kbit, you now have 2Kbit bandwidth.

I wish for more me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 24 Jul 2019 22:43

You get a clone, but a clone of your laziest and least expessive qualities.

I wish for cheesecake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 25 Jul 2019 05:09

It's spoiled.

I wish my house would be cooler.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 29 Jul 2019 18:48

A retro artist restyled your house in Googie. Then the home owner's association charged you for violating community standards.

I wish for cooler, but not colder, weather.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 13 Aug 2019 23:02

It's now a nice 20 degrees Celsius, however with sun brightness of 10. You are burnt all over in a matter of minutes.

I wish to lose SOME weight.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 14 Aug 2019 05:27

We remove both of your pinkie toes. Now you weigh just a few grams less.

I wish somebody would put my oven door back on for me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 14 Aug 2019 08:29

Now your back is your oven door.

I wish to eat some cheesecake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 14 Aug 2019 18:03

It's rotting, have a nice food poisoning.

I wish to be rich.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 14 Aug 2019 19:12

You get buried under all the 1-penny coins.

I wish to be... poor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 15 Aug 2019 10:28

You become so poor that you need to sell yourself just to get something to eat.

I wish to be as fast as Flash.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 15 Aug 2019 10:35

You begin to run and you crash infront of a skyscraper. It falls. You die.

I wish to be able to reach supersonic speed while flying.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 15 Aug 2019 10:50

The friction causes you to burn up. You die.

I wish for a fresh banana.

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