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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 20:51
by NoMorePacers
You understand everyone so well you begin to hate everyone on the planet, including yourself.

I wish for an incorruptable wish.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 21:45
by Expresso
There is no effect.

I wish to live on a different planet.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 10 Jan 2019 06:02
by kamnet
You now live on Earth 616.

I wish my grandmother wasn't dying from dementia. :_(

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 10 Jan 2019 19:23
by NoMorePacers
I am not an a**hole, so you get your wish.

I wish to relax.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 10 Jan 2019 19:34
by Expresso
You become paralyzed. How's that for relaxation?

I wish for you to be nice to me.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 12 Jan 2019 03:20
by kamnet
He nicely insults you from here on out.

I wish for a lovely, large piece of cake.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 13 Jan 2019 14:03
by Expresso
It's a laced with laxatives. You eat it. You spend the next three days on the toilet crapping your intestines out.

I wish for a box.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 13 Jan 2019 14:38
by lukasz1985
You get a box that is sphere.

I wish for yellow poop.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Jan 2019 01:51
by kamnet
Expresso wrote:It's a laced with laxatives. You eat it. You spend the next three days on the toilet crapping your intestines out.
Wanna guess how I actually spent my weekend?? Thanks! :D
lukasz1985 wrote:I wish for yellow poop.
You get all of mine.

I wish this passes faster so I can go to work tomorrow.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Jan 2019 05:08
by Expresso
Now you crap your intestines out at work.

I wish to have a nice meal, which isn't laced with poison, laxatives and isn't rotten.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Jan 2019 17:43
by NoMorePacers
It is full of nuclear substances.

I wish that I was invincible to everything.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Jan 2019 07:21
by Expresso
Unfortunately, it's past tense. As a trade off to being invincible until now, you become vulnerable to everything.

I wish to be a Krav Maga expert.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Jan 2019 03:34
by kamnet
You are an expert, but 78 year old Chuck Norris still destroys you.

I wish I could just move on.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Jan 2019 14:43
by ChillCore
Someone tells you to to do the feet for feet thinghie while not going the opposite way the threadmill goes while being on it ...
Things start to flash past by way faster then you'd want them to flash past by ...

^^^ I'd really wish to tell you differently but alas ... enjoy every moment while you can ma friend.


I wish for things ... really ... no clue yet .. just things so this numbness goes away ...

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Jan 2019 15:48
by Expresso
You get a real large collection of spoons, of all sizes, types and colors.

I wish for my own planet, where I can do and get anything.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jan 2019 03:59
by kamnet
Earth scientists declare that your planet is not actually a planet, but it's so far out from Earth that there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish for clones of me to help carry my burdens!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jan 2019 14:32
by Expresso
They kill and replace you.

I wish to be a child.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jan 2019 17:38
by lukasz1985
You are 2 years old, and for an extra - forever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jan 2019 22:46
by Expresso
Well, I started reading and realized halfway through it was written backwards.

I wish for no more stupid wishes.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 19 Jan 2019 15:24
by kamnet
You get banned from the forums.

I wish I didn't have to travel today but I wish I was somewhere else.