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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 10 Jun 2019 17:00
by Expresso
You go bankrupt paying for it. On top of that it's really small.

I wish to know the hardware configuration of my computer in minute detail, so I can compile my own Linux kernel.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Jun 2019 10:54
by Voyager One
You want a kennel of your own? Done, you live in one now.

I wish a piano.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Jun 2019 14:15
by Expresso
You're now a piano, which regularly gets abused by young trainees of a unskilled teacher.

I wish for a sunset (cocktail).

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 22 Jun 2019 01:07
by trainman1432
Some nitwit laces it with taco bell and now you've rode on a trail of your own gas into the sunset.

I wish for less strange(?) responses to otherwise normal questions.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 22 Jun 2019 02:29
by kamnet
You become so bored with the answers that you lose your will to ever log in again and play.

I wish hospitals were more competent.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 22 Jun 2019 11:39
by Expresso
They're now more competent at killing and, once you get into one, kill you.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 23 Jun 2019 17:14
by Voyager One
Your house gets all the trash out and keeps it out. Obviously, the house keeps you out as well. You're homeless now.

I wish to go on a trip.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 25 Jun 2019 02:33
by kamnet
You trip down the stars. See you next fall! ;)

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 26 Jun 2019 08:56
by Expresso
You have now not slept all day. In fact, you'll never sleep again. Eventually, you die of exhaustion.

I wish my house would be less warm.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 26 Jun 2019 12:04
by lukasz1985
Now you are freezing.

I wish for a rain finally.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 26 Jun 2019 15:58
by Expresso
There's a downpour exactly at the moment you need to be outside. It keeps raining, so you're soaked now and your clothes are sticky. Did I mention it's a warm downpour? No escape for you.

I wish it to be 20°C inside of my house.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jun 2019 17:36
by Voyager One
You get an a/c and get to the desired 20°C. Unfortunately, when the electricity bill arrives, you can only sell your house to pay it. Welcome to the nice cheerful 40°C outside!

I wish to be a werewolf.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 02 Jul 2019 21:15
by Expresso
You are shot with silver bullets.

I wish to distribute an enormous stench.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jul 2019 03:58
by kamnet
You only manage to produce enough to gas yourself.

I wish for a large paycheck.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jul 2019 04:02
by Expresso
It's 1 by 1 kilometer large.

I wish to speak German fluently.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jul 2019 01:25
by kamnet
You learn to speak fluid German, but then discover that when you speak it you break out in hives.

I wish for my new job to be fabulous.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 Jul 2019 07:00
by trainman1432
Death by Glamour.

I wish for more subtlety on this website (and proper spelling).

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 19 Jul 2019 08:38
by Expresso
Everything is so subtle, you don't understand anymore.

I wish for music.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 03:40
by kamnet
You get cats serenading you outside your bedroom window every night between midnight and 4AM.

I wish my window AC unit actually fit in my window.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 08:00
by trainman1432
To accomodate the AC unit your window was enlarged. Unfortunately, the asbestos in your wall gets disturbed and you die of mesothelioma.

I wish we'd do something about the spam.
<OT> since when did we get popular enough that people think spamming their garbage is an effective way of advertisement? </OT>