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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 10 Jun 2019 17:00

You go bankrupt paying for it. On top of that it's really small.

I wish to know the hardware configuration of my computer in minute detail, so I can compile my own Linux kernel.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 15 Jun 2019 10:54

You want a kennel of your own? Done, you live in one now.

I wish a piano.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 15 Jun 2019 14:15

You're now a piano, which regularly gets abused by young trainees of a unskilled teacher.

I wish for a sunset (cocktail).

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 22 Jun 2019 01:07

Some nitwit laces it with taco bell and now you've rode on a trail of your own gas into the sunset.

I wish for less strange(?) responses to otherwise normal questions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 22 Jun 2019 02:29

You become so bored with the answers that you lose your will to ever log in again and play.

I wish hospitals were more competent.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 22 Jun 2019 11:39

They're now more competent at killing and, once you get into one, kill you.

I wish my house would clean itself.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 23 Jun 2019 17:14

Your house gets all the trash out and keeps it out. Obviously, the house keeps you out as well. You're homeless now.

I wish to go on a trip.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 25 Jun 2019 02:33

You trip down the stars. See you next fall! ;)

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 26 Jun 2019 08:56

You have now not slept all day. In fact, you'll never sleep again. Eventually, you die of exhaustion.

I wish my house would be less warm.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 26 Jun 2019 12:04

Now you are freezing.

I wish for a rain finally.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 26 Jun 2019 15:58

There's a downpour exactly at the moment you need to be outside. It keeps raining, so you're soaked now and your clothes are sticky. Did I mention it's a warm downpour? No escape for you.

I wish it to be 20°C inside of my house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 27 Jun 2019 17:36

You get an a/c and get to the desired 20°C. Unfortunately, when the electricity bill arrives, you can only sell your house to pay it. Welcome to the nice cheerful 40°C outside!

I wish to be a werewolf.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 02 Jul 2019 21:15

You are shot with silver bullets.

I wish to distribute an enormous stench.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 08 Jul 2019 03:58

You only manage to produce enough to gas yourself.

I wish for a large paycheck.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 08 Jul 2019 04:02

It's 1 by 1 kilometer large.

I wish to speak German fluently.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 18 Jul 2019 01:25

You learn to speak fluid German, but then discover that when you speak it you break out in hives.

I wish for my new job to be fabulous.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 18 Jul 2019 07:00

Death by Glamour.

I wish for more subtlety on this website (and proper spelling).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 19 Jul 2019 08:38

Everything is so subtle, you don't understand anymore.

I wish for music.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 20 Jul 2019 03:40

You get cats serenading you outside your bedroom window every night between midnight and 4AM.

I wish my window AC unit actually fit in my window.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 08:00

To accomodate the AC unit your window was enlarged. Unfortunately, the asbestos in your wall gets disturbed and you die of mesothelioma.

I wish we'd do something about the spam.
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