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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 07 Jan 2019 01:27
by wallyweb
You get your wish, then the dog kicks the door closed shoving you into the fridge and you catch pneumonia while waiting for somebody to let you out.

I wish Al Gore was right and all this snow would melt.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 07 Jan 2019 02:19
by kamnet
All the snow melts and instead you're flooded.

I wish I had more of those delicious wings.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 07 Jan 2019 05:28
by wallyweb
You get your wish but now you must explain all those flightless pigeons running around your house.

I wish Al Gore was wrong and all this water would freeze.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 07 Jan 2019 22:09
by Expresso
Ok. The Earth is now a huge fridge and all water is frozen.

I wish for a personal heater, as I'm cold now.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jan 2019 18:28
by NoMorePacers
Due to the freezing of the Earth, any heat is lost before you can feel it.

I wish you weren't so silly.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jan 2019 18:41
by wallyweb
His silliness is contagious as he is cured. You have now caught a dose of his silliness.

I wish to be highly productive.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jan 2019 19:24
by Expresso
You are now a slave, your days are now spent working.

I wish to be warm.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jan 2019 19:25
by NoMorePacers
You are now -273°C.

I wish to be on Pluto.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jan 2019 20:16
by Expresso
Granted! But you're instantly frozen.

I wish for my realtek rtl8821ce in my new laptop to work properly.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 08 Jan 2019 22:45
by Mr. X
Granted, it works now, but it somehow corrupted your RAM.

I wish to lose a few pounds this year.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 00:08
by ChillCore
You lose 120 pounds out of 200 ... Eat something ma friend ... this s*** is not healthy and you know it!!!

I wish for something to wish for ...




... I'm f*** up, I know, but not willing to help myself (just yet).

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 11:46
by Expresso
You wish for your own death. It's granted.

I wish to be a very good musician.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 14:27
by lukasz1985
Now you can play an accordion only, like a gypsy.

I wish I could programm in C.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 14:41
by Expresso
You succeed in making "Hello World!" In the rest you fail, because you don't understand.

I wish to have new, fitting clothes.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 18:24
by NoMorePacers
They shred to pieces within nanoseconds of you touching them.

I wish to be King of Scotland™.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 19:45
by Expresso
You are imprisoned, tortured and killed by the English.

I wish there wouldn't be memory corruption issues with the new Linux driver for the rtl8821ce.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 19:54
by NoMorePacers
It's Linux, which means you can't run anything on it.

I wish to be King of Scotland and England™.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 19:59
by Expresso
You are now prosecuted for treason and illegal occupation of the throne.

I wish to live in New Zeeland

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 20:05
by NoMorePacers
You find yourself in Old Zeeland instead.

I wish to be King of Scotland and England™ without being prosecuted for anything.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 09 Jan 2019 20:16
by Expresso
Schotland and England are nuked now. You're king of a radioactive wasteland now.

I wish to be able to understand everyone.