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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 May 2019 04:21
by Expresso
Here you go:
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I wish to be omnipotent.

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Posted: 17 May 2019 16:41
by Sanntup
But you have more than one chance to post penultimately right hehehehe big words?

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 May 2019 17:11
by trainman1432
no you don't.

I wish for another sandwich

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 18 May 2019 05:58
by Expresso
It's now 2 by 2 pixels.

I wish to be a sponge.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 19 May 2019 03:43
by kamnet
You are, and your parents wished you would get a job and move out!

I wish North Macedonia had won Eurovision tonight.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 19 May 2019 15:06
by Expresso
They now excel at having a vision for the euro.

I wish to get rid of my evil couch.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 20 May 2019 21:39
by HockeyD8
You trade it in for an evil coffee table.
(I'm back!)

I wish Doug Ford wasn't F*cking up Ontario.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 21 May 2019 03:12
by kamnet
Congratulations, your province elects Colin Mochrie, who absolutely cocks it up just as bad. But, at least he's funnny!

I wish for a wonderful sweet to eat.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 21 May 2019 03:16
by Expresso
You just ate a spoon of aspartame. Good luck with the cancer.

I wish to own Mars.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 21 May 2019 08:43
by Expresso
He turns out to be really abusive.

I wish for a cake.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 22 May 2019 22:24
by HockeyD8
Its made of moldy cheese.

I wish chrome wasn't crashing A LOT lately.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 23 May 2019 19:18
by trainman1432
Chrome stops crashing, at the cost of eating up even more of your ram, and quickly bricks your computer

I wish politics wasn't so... political?

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 23 May 2019 21:08
by Expresso
It's now normal, but they don't get anything done anymore; Which happens to include the things you need.

I wish I could still vote.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 May 2019 12:08
by kamnet
The evil spirits in your refrigerator pity you, so they hold an election so you can vote on which of them will haunt you.

I wish for my air conditioning to be repaired today.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 May 2019 12:41
by Expresso
It's repaired. Now you get a cozy 40°C with a humidity of 95% or a freezing -10°C with a humidity of 0% and nothing inbetween.

I wish I wouldn't be haunted by an evil spirit.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 May 2019 13:04
by trainman1432
The Ghostbusters bankrupt you with the cleaning costs.

I wish final exams weren't a thing at all.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 May 2019 14:35
by Expresso
Now you fail by default.

I wish to be filthy rich.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 May 2019 20:32
by HockeyD8
You are filthy, and so is your money. Everyone assumes it is counterfeit (and some of it is).

I wish to own Discord (the gamer chat site/app)

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 May 2019 19:09
by Expresso
It immediately goes bust once you own it, making you go bust.

I wish for a ball.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 30 May 2019 00:02
by HockeyD8
It's black, heavy, and has a weird sparkly fuse coming out of the top. Huh, the fuse is shrinking. It's almost go- BOOM!

I wish for a grilled cheese-making robot.