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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Jan 2019 05:27
by kamnet
Everybody else wished you wouldn't be an idiot first, so we have to corrupt their wish... you're an idiot!

It's 25 minutes after midnight, I wish neighbors would stop shooting off their firearms!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Jan 2019 08:38
by wallyweb
You get your wish. Now your neighbourhood is overrun with hoods and felons.

I wish money grew on trees.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Jan 2019 10:20
by NoMorePacers
Hyperinflation occurs; money grows on trees - but it is worthless anyway.

I wish to have some Lego.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Jan 2019 12:19
by wallyweb
Your Lego wish is corrupted by some enterprising mice who grab all of the bricks and build a prison around the sleeping cat.

I wish the New Year wasn't starting out with a blizzard on the very first day.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Jan 2019 12:25
by Expresso
Now there's no blizzard, however it's a nice crisp 50°C.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Jan 2019 12:33
by NoMorePacers
I wish that you would have a wish.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 01 Jan 2019 22:24
by Expresso
I have, however it's quite negative for you.

I wish for a quantum singularity.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 02 Jan 2019 10:32
by NoMorePacers
You get a quantum doublarity instead.

I wish they would use Class 373s on the ECML again.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 04 Jan 2019 01:28
by kamnet
They decide to run the Class 99 instead.

I wish to win the next mega lottery.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 04 Jan 2019 09:00
by NoMorePacers
You win the next mega lottery, but as everyone else in the US wins as well, you only get $2 in winnings.

I wish to be able to drink Coca-Cola again.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 04 Jan 2019 13:27
by Expresso
Your stomach is eaten away by the acid you confuse for cola.

I wish to experience fun.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 04 Jan 2019 21:52
by kamnet
You experience a "fun Gus". You thought you were eating an edible mushroom but instead you got very sick.

I wish the government would stop messing with my health insurance.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 04 Jan 2019 22:31
by NoMorePacers
Donald Trump comes to personally award you free lifetime insurance. However, it is insurance that means you become his personal slave for the rest of your life, and you must do tasks that even include washing him and wiping his bottom.

I wish to be Donald Trump.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 04 Jan 2019 23:04
by Expresso
You are assassinated by your own personal slave over your disgusting habits.

I wish to be motivated to pick up programming.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 05 Jan 2019 00:31
by kamnet
The only programming you get motivated to pick up is "Real Housewives of Atlanta".

I wish these chicken wings and fries wern't so delicious! I can't stop eating them!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 05 Jan 2019 09:31
by NoMorePacers
You never stop eating them and you become obese.

I wish I would have my breakfast.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 14:39
by ChillCore
You get your proper breakfast ... a proper english one and your poopyhole does not support it ...
You spend the next three days on the toilet while losing 25 kilos and nearly die of dehydration.

I wish for time to roll back to 1980 ... and Social Warrior Justice to never exist in the first place ... Eat Poo Anita and purple hair 'I ate 5 burgers' chick.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 18:15
by Expresso
It's 1980 now and SWJ types don't exist. You are treated extremely unjust and nobody will do something in your defense.

I wish to have a better fridge.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 18:18
by NoMorePacers
You get a better fridge - but it is full of novichok.

I wish to ride a Class 800.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 06 Jan 2019 21:04
by Expresso
It details and you are killed.

I wish for a fridge which doesn't contain a poisonous substance.