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Posted: 25 Mar 2007 18:33
by EirikhO
You dont
I wish Donald Duck came out daily.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 19:29
by andy_blah
Too bad his tail was set on fire last week
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish now
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 19:31
by EirikhO
You don't.
I wish MSN get less popular
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 21:13
by XeryusTC
Unfortunately breezah will always exist.
I wish it was may already.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 21:41
by RPharazon
May gets renamed to Smarch.
I wish that the new seasons of Futurama come out sooner.
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 08:06
by Wile E. Coyote
But you don't have a medicine.
I wish my own appartment.
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 08:17
by DeletedUser21
It gets destroyed because of toxic waste in the ground.
I wish for more RAM in my PC.
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 09:29
by Locomotionfan
But the excess RAM is hacked into in a phishing attempt, causing your PC to crash.
I wish for Chelsea to win the last 3 trophies they're in.
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 11:14
by proudmoore
But Sods law now states that they won't
I wish the school computing system didn't block so many sites they have no need to!
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 13:28
by XeryusTC
The admins decided to take away your internet priveleges.
I wish school didnt exist.
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 13:35
by Locomotionfan
But you have to go to work instead.
I wish I had more money
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 14:01
by Chrill
You'd be robbed and killed
I wish I had Linux
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 15:28
by DeletedUser21
But you get a free copy of Windows Vista Ultimate instead.
I wish for some more food.
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 16:57
by andy_blah
But the food you wish has expired
I wish this world would listen only to rock and all it`s subgenres
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 16:59
by Griff
Then the Devil will rise and eat you for supper
I wish the Devil was a llama in tight leather..
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 17:02
by andy_blah
Lol, nice one
The devil is a fat llama and his tight leather would break
I wish I could play OTTD now
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 17:54
by Blackandy
But someone stole it
I wish I could stay home tomorrow
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 18:03
by Locomotionfan
But you have to go to work/school/university/jail/the chair (Strike out words which do not apply)
I wish the Labour Party would collapse
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 18:51
by XeryusTC
Unfortunately they just gained 2 milion extra members.
I wish I had loads of cash
Posted: 26 Mar 2007 21:35
by StopRightThere
...But it all got stolen and you were shot in the manhood.
I wish I had a Geforce 8800GTX.