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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Dec 2018 13:47
by NoMorePacers
They move into your refrigerator instead.
I wish that this laptop would work properly.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Dec 2018 14:08
by Expresso
It does, once you return it for a refund.
I wish for a bigger fridge.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Dec 2018 14:16
by NoMorePacers
You get a bigger fridge, but it is still full of carbon monoxide.
I wish to eat Gouda.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Dec 2018 14:29
by wallyweb
You should have asked for the cheese. You just ate the city.
I wish all the trees were maple.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Dec 2018 17:41
by Expresso
All trees are now maple. So no more christmas trees. Ever.
I wish for my fridge to be devoid of carbon monoxide.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Dec 2018 18:49
by NoMorePacers
Your fridge is full of hydrochloric acid instead.
I wish to corrupt your wishes forever.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 13:04
by Expresso
Ok. From now on that's the only thing you're capable of doing. However, eventually I stop wishing and you cease existing.
I wish for a new fridge, as my previous fridge was dissolved by all the acid.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 13:14
by GarryG
WHAT EVER YOU ALL WISH HOPE IT CAN COME TURE FOR YOU ALL .. HAPPY NEW YEAR for 2019
Cheers
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 13:25
by NoMorePacers
Cheers is not a wish - therefore it cannot be corrupted.
I wish it was easier to maintain 85mph in a Class 442.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 14:38
by Gwyd
They become so powerful that, like the 430s they got their motors from, the are considered light engines so cannot exceed 60 without a load.
I wish that Paris was closer to the channel
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 15:05
by NoMorePacers
Paris is closer to France's premier TV channel.
I wish for the world.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 16:08
by wallyweb
You got the whole world in your hands. Unfortunately the politicians got it first and it is broken.
I wish none of you will drink and drive this New Years.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 16:17
by NoMorePacers
Nobody drinks and drives - however, everyone starts using their phone while driving - even playing games - and cause carnage on the roads.
I wish to be happy.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 19:06
by Expresso
You are now happy. However, everyone around you hates you, because you're happy at their cost.
I wish for lots of company during new-years eve.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 19:11
by NoMorePacers
You get lots of companies trying to sell you their products.
I wish to sell you a product.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 21:34
by Expresso
You sell me yourself and I make you do all kinds of dirty jobs.
I wish for a new sponge.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 21:59
by NoMorePacers
You get a Minecraft sponge.
I wish to be an idiot.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 05:27
by kamnet
Everybody else wished you wouldn't be an idiot first, so we have to corrupt their wish... you're an idiot!
It's 25 minutes after midnight, I wish neighbors would stop shooting off their firearms!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 08:38
by wallyweb
You get your wish. Now your neighbourhood is overrun with hoods and felons.
I wish money grew on trees.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 10:20
by NoMorePacers
Hyperinflation occurs; money grows on trees - but it is worthless anyway.
I wish to have some Lego.