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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Apr 2019 19:35

They weren't until it was discovered they were cheating. Now they're banned forever.

I wish for all pro-sports to stop broadcasting on TV, radio and internet in all forms.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 21 Apr 2019 13:29

Now all sports channels broadcast minor league teams (kids 6-14).

I wish Expresso and acs121 weren't smarter than me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 21 Apr 2019 16:10

We're just as smart as you now. In fact, everyone is. As a result the world turns into chaos and eventually reverts back to Stone age levels of civilization.

I wish to be omnipotent.

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Post by HockeyD8 » 21 Apr 2019 20:19

You are omnipotent. In fact, you take gods place. However, religions besides Christianity all revolt against Christians and you have no believers. you lose all your power as the world descends into hell.

I wish that the TT forums never existed (but TT, TTD, TTDPatch and OpenTTD all still existed.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 23 Apr 2019 14:59

Ok. They never existed, and as a result the games don't get such a big community around them. Development stops quite quickly.

I wish for all religion to be banned.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 23 Apr 2019 16:03

This includes being an atheist, and not having a religion. Everyone on earth is thrown in jail.

I wish I had more friends.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 05 May 2019 04:06

You do, and they still don't show up for your parties.

I wish Rally's deep fryer hadn't broken down tonight.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 05 May 2019 12:42

It's in perfect working order now. However, the moment you want to order something it breaks down again.

I wish for the ultimate medicine to cure every disease.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 05 May 2019 14:17

Well... no one dies from diseases, however, a hacker programmed cars to kill everybody crossing a road, so that's even worse.

I wish to be able to see something 300km away.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 06 May 2019 01:34

Granted, but you still can't see the hacker car coming up behind you and running you over.

I wish for a good night's sleep after a wonderful dinner.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 06 May 2019 11:23

Certainly, you just won't wake up anymore.

I wish to be a motivational speaker.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 07 May 2019 12:43

You motivate people to drink bleach.

I wish that OpenTTD was more popular than fortnite.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 07 May 2019 13:41

It's now more popular then fortnite... with the trolls.

I wish for a telepathic grocery store that also delivers to my home.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 07 May 2019 17:10

The telepathy fills every item with radiation, killing you the instant you eat it.

I wish for straight A's in math.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 07 May 2019 18:39

You aren't admitted at college because someone accuses you of cheating.

I wish to have a White Swiss Shepherd (dog breed).

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 07 May 2019 22:13

It's a vicious dog and kills you.

I wish for a new house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 09 May 2019 06:29

Your new house was built upon an ancient native burial ground, and is now haunted.

I wish to recycle more.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 May 2019 09:23

You put yourself in the garbage bin and get crushed to death in the garbage truck.

I wish dodos still existed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 10 May 2019 18:48

They now do - now every character is very boring.

I wish for a large house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 14 May 2019 16:22

You have 20 tenants that you can't evict, and none of them pay the water bill. one of them is me. Speaking of which, can you tell Jim to quiet down?

I wish for a private jet.
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