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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 14 Apr 2019 11:58

She starts stalking you, then kills you and herself so you two can be together forever.

I wish for a new computer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 15 Apr 2019 14:23

You get a brand new ASUS laptop, But it gets hacked 10 seconds after you start using it.
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I wish that I was more smarter.
:!: :idea: I'm nice so I'll do anime sketches for free just PM me. :idea: :!:
I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 15 Apr 2019 17:01

You're now just a little bit more smarter then a retarded.

I wish to have the highest paying job in the world and be extremely good at it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 15 Apr 2019 17:52

There is another stock market crash and the company goes bankrupt.

I wish I wasn't Hydrophobic (afraid of water and swimming).
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I need someone to play minecraft with :(
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 15 Apr 2019 18:07

Ok granted (I won't corrupt this one).

I wish I wasn't afraid of getting lost.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 15 Apr 2019 18:16

You're no longer afraid of getting lost, but you get lost 17 times a week.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to yelling "I'll break your Nico Nico Nicaps!"
:!: :idea: I'm nice so I'll do anime sketches for free just PM me. :idea: :!:
I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 15 Apr 2019 19:37

Now you're yelling "D*CK !!!" each 3 seconds in the street.

I wish I had a Nokia 810.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 15 Apr 2019 19:40

Sure, you have one. It's broken though, and no warrantee.

I wish for a rubber duck.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 15 Apr 2019 22:00

it sinks to the bottom of your bathtub, right next to your... oh I can't even say it. you don't dare touch it

I wish for a yo-yo that came right back to my hand each time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 16 Apr 2019 08:59

...but not before slamming into your head.

I wish for a spring.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 16 Apr 2019 12:03

Great ! Now you're the first human to have left the Milky Way !

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere, anytime.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 16 Apr 2019 15:56

You teleport 1 square centimetre at a time, giving you a very painful death just trying to get groceries.

I wish I was better at minecraft
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I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 17 Apr 2019 14:10

It's the only thing you do all day, every day. Soon your parents become concerned with you and have you committed to a psychiatric hospital. They give you meds that reduce you to a drooling vegetable.

I wish to be back home.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 17 Apr 2019 15:27

You arrive at your home to find a bunch of Hobos stealing all your stuff and living in your house.

I wish one of my books would become a best-seller
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 17 Apr 2019 16:37

All your books are now international bestsellers. Unfortunately, they always include a photo of you. You are harassed by crazed fans who want your signature and a photo together with you. You are also the center of attention of all the paperazzi in the entire world, so you don't have any privacy anymore.

I wish for a gun so a can shoot the hobos.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 17 Apr 2019 22:28

People consider killing hobos is untolerable. You get rejected from society and you're IP banned from every single website in the world, and additionally, you spend the rest of your life in Northern Greenland, which is hundreds of miles away from any civilisation.

I wish I didn't have a dirty mind sometimes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 Apr 2019 08:13

It's squeeky clean. Unfortunately, this also means it's disconnected from your body. You're dead.

I wish to own a time machine, so I can uncorrupt all my wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 18 Apr 2019 16:59

By uncorrupting a wish, you change what wishes me, you and acs121 wished for, meaning you never wished for the time machine, meaning you couldn't uncorrupt the wishes, meaning you still have the time machine, meaning that you can uncorrupt the wishes, meaning you change what wishes me, you and acs121 wished for, meaning you never wished for the time machine... This paradox crashes the tt forums.

I wish for some good, not-moldy, not-expired cheddar cheese
:!: :idea: I'm nice so I'll do anime sketches for free just PM me. :idea: :!:
I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 19 Apr 2019 17:31

You're severely allergic to it and it tastes like plastic.

I wish for HockeyD8 and acs121 to be banned.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 20 Apr 2019 17:10

You are also banned. acs121 and I are just banned by name, you are IP-Banned.

I wish that the Calgary Flames weren't eliminated from the NHL playoffs.
:!: :idea: I'm nice so I'll do anime sketches for free just PM me. :idea: :!:
I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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