Corrupt a wish!

[wallyweb]

You get your wish and you are destined to live forever ... and ever ... and ever ... and ever ...

I wish for enough free time to complete an OpenTTD game.

[kamnet]

You get to swap places with me. Thanks!

I wish for love and happiness.

[wallyweb]

You'll get your wish ... just as soon as the back orders are filled.

I wish somebody would tell the politicians that I am the Wall.

[NoMorePacers]

You are the Wall... but you manage to time-travel and end up as the Berlin Wall in 1989.

I wish to knock you down.

[Expresso]

He falls on top of you.

I wish to have some peace of mind.

[NoMorePacers]

You get peace of mind which blocks out all outside forms of communication. After some dark thoughts, you get put in jail for murdering your mother.

I wish to go to sleep.

[wallyweb]

You get your wish and now you can't wake up from your own most horrible nightmares.

I wish to help St. Nicholas on his rounds tonight.

[Expresso]

Ever got back pains? Somehow all children have wished for extremely heavy presents and you get to lift all of them. Now you experience what it means to have a hernia.

I wish to live in comfort.

[NoMorePacers]

You live in comfort forever, but an alternate definition of the word comfort, which is permanently sitting/walking on extremely sharp spikes, with incinerating fire constantly burning on you yet at the same time when you are not burning hot, you are freezing cold and have permanent frostbite.

I wish there was a scenario for me to use my new AP Class 319 on in Train Simulator.

[kamnet]

You get your scenario, but every time you almost complete it, the game crashes.

Tonight I wish for hell on earth and animosity towards all mankind.

[Expresso]

You are the center of hell on earth. When everybody discovers that, you are killed.

I wish for a new house.

[kamnet]

You buy Chris Sawyer's childhood home. Which is occupied by the ghost of Chris Sawyer, who nags you into eternity for playing OpenTTD instead of buying a retail copy of Transport Tycoon.

I wish for a slice of yummy fruitcake!

[NoMorePacers]

You ask for a slice of yummy fruitcake, however the person serving you doesn't understand English so you get served the remains of Joseph Stalin to eat instead. Yummy!

I wish to own a spaceship.

[wallyweb]

You get your spaceship. It's infested with tribbles and Q is your passenger for eternity.

I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

[Expresso]

Everyone gets a merry Christmas, except for you.

I wish to have a good Christmas dinner.

[lukasz1985]

You eat too much and die.

I wish somebody eventually buy the damn keto.

[Expresso]

The buyer used it to kill you.

I wish to have a weight of 83 kilograms.

[wallyweb]

Congratulations. The 83 kilograms has been added to the 500 kilograms you already have.

I wish the rest of the year to be full of happiness and joy.

[Expresso]

After which you will experience endless torment.

I wish to lose 500 kilograms of weight.

[NoMorePacers]

There was a misinterpretation and you lose 500 micrograms instead.

I wish there was no sweetcorn in the world.