Corrupt a wish!

[wallyweb]

You got your wish for a flat Earth. Unfortunately you base jumped off the edge to see what was underneath and now you can't return.

I wish I was a comet.

[lukasz1985]

You are a comet, but you hit the Earth which is round.

I wish earth was a perfect square.

[Trond]

The earth IS a perfect square.. ...piece of cheeze. With holes. You fell in.

I wish cold weather wasnt a thing.

[kamnet]

Cold weather is no longer a thing, and you've just ruined Christmas for millions of kids. Thanks a lot! You're now on Santa's naughty list forever.

I wish for a slice of swiss cheese.

[wallyweb]

You got your wish. Unfortunately for you, you got the slice that's all hole and no cheese.

I wish the office Christmas party would last forever.

[Expresso]

I it lasts forever, and so does the boring speech of the manager. Oh, did I mention you're not allowed to leave?

I wish for more.

[kamnet]

You get more of the boring speech from the manager.

I also wish for more.

[Expresso]

You get more of the hole.

I wish for a personal starship.

[wallyweb]

Your personal starship is granted. Unfortunately Deep Space 9 is closed for the Holidays and you are all out of eggnog.

I wish for a toy train that goes "choo choo".

[Expresso]

It's huge and runs you over.

I wish to fly like a rainbow. Wheee

[NoMorePacers]

You fly straight into a moving plane's jet engine, being sliced into pieces and bringing the plane down. That plane also had every single member of your family in it, wiping them out as well.

I wish to have £20 gifted to me.

[wallyweb]

£20 has been gifted to you. Unfortunately you put it in the pocket wherein your leaky indelible pen resides and a . was inserted between the 2 and the 0 and the shops would only allow you to spend £2 until, that is, security stepped in and charged you with corrupting Her Majesty's Royal currency and you had to spend the Christmas/New Year's holidays in jail with bread and water for your Christmas dinner and not even a lump of coal in your stocking hung by the gallows with care in the hopes that your barrister soon would be there.

I wish for a cure for all diseases.

[Expresso]

Everyone who gets it, gets infinite allergies.

I wish for everyone to be a teddy bear.

[Voyager One]

The world is now populated by Teddybearus Sapiens species. You remain the only example of your species and get a nice place in a zoo, behind bars.

I wish for that Trump passes a law that all Americans must have the same haircut as him.

[kamnet]

The hour before the law goes into effect, a madman breaks into the White House and restyles Trump's hair after Kim Jong Un.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[ChillCore]

You slept quite a bit longer than you expected...
It's now 2021 and Bernie won the locally presidential elections.
Ivanka is in jail since three years for doing naughty stuffs and so is her father for the same reasons.

You're well rested but Owen had to replace you for inactivity(*) ...


(*) Grats on your colors(**) ... pretty sure you'll do fine.
(**) 'murican spelling just for you.

[ChillCore]

I wish for ... all of you to be happy about your life ... even if your IQ is 76(*) ... which is really up there ... just saying ...



(*)like my ex used to brag about ... sigh ... but then we never really go to talk 'cause it's hard ta talk at that level when you're not ....

[wallyweb]

You get our wish and you are but one of the 76 IQs as we try to compose Shakespeare and eat bananas at the same time.

I wish the world were a dodecahedron.

[NoMorePacers]

The dodecahedronic arrangement causes Canada to be split and magma covers the globe and ends all life.

I wish to not have braces.

[Expresso]

Ok. Instead you had all your teeth pulled.

I wish to be a healthy human being with an exciting life.