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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Dec 2018 05:48
by wallyweb
Your wish has been granted but it was corrupted in transit and your wish has been recalled.
I wish for a white Christmas.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Dec 2018 11:21
by Expresso
You get snowed in and your heating breaks down. Have a nice white christmas.
I wish to have a personal cloaking device which I can turn on and off at will.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Dec 2018 22:49
by kamnet
Will learns about your cloaking device and turns it off while you were in the middle of a group trying to be secret.
I wish Amazon would stop losing my packages.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 01:01
by Expresso
They've been collecting them. You get all your packages, including everybody else's. All at the same time.
I wish to play a game of chess and win from a grandmaster.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 02:49
by wallyweb
You got your wish but then the grandmaster's five year old son defeated you in two moves.
I wish I was the big fish in a little pond.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Dec 2018 21:16
by Expresso
You're the big fish, but not the biggest fish. You get eaten.
I wish to be a time traveler.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 13 Dec 2018 04:15
by kamnet
You can only travel back to the point you wished to be a time traveler.
I wish my laptop would upgrade itself to Windows 10.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 13 Dec 2018 09:31
by wallyweb
You got your wish and now you wish you hadn't.
I wish I could remember what it was I was wishing for.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 13 Dec 2018 13:37
by Expresso
It's something horrible, and you got it.
I wish for a new pair of trousers.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 05:28
by kamnet
Your trousers have 3 legs, all of which are too long.
I wish for MOAR POWER! AUGH AUGH AUGH!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 08:17
by Chrill
It is granted, however you must share it with me and the rest of us.
I wish for a white Christmas.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 11:22
by Expresso
Ever heard of white torture? You're going to experience it during christmas.
I wish to be an element from the periodic table.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 19:03
by trainman1432
Hello Francium! Goodbye Francium!
Honestly, I wish Francium was a more stable of an element
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 20:03
by wallyweb
You get your wish. The isotope is under the manure in the horse barn.
I wish my internet wouldn't go down for 12 hours.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Dec 2018 20:25
by Expresso
It now goes down forever.
I wish to be a mountain.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Dec 2018 01:18
by kamnet
You think you are, but really you're just a molehill.
I wish certain people could understand simple English.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Dec 2018 05:36
by wallyweb
You get your wish but now you no longer understand proper English.
I wish the world was round.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Dec 2018 08:42
by Expresso
In the past it was round, but now it's a perfect square.
I wish to be extremely creative.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Dec 2018 09:08
by kamnet
Well, you did just re-create the world in a perfect square... that's quite edgy of you!
Your extreme creation leads to all the water on Earth falling off the edge into space.
I wish for a 2-liter of soda.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Dec 2018 09:17
by Expresso
How about 2 liters of carbon acid? You burn your mouth, throat and stomach.
I wish for the world to be flat.