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You are left in a pocket for 10 years. When the one who bought you found back his sandwich, you smelled so bad he threw you in the trash.

Your wish, no matter what it is, is corrupted.

I wish for a tuned guitar, that isn't broken.

You get a tuna guitar.

I wish for an electric guitar.

You get electrocuted when you use it.

I wish for a fish.

You get a shark. It eats you. You die.

I wish to die.

You die of old age... due to parkinson's disease, all alone and abandoned.

I wish for a Spanish guitar, which is tuned and undamaged.

Someone misread thrice and you get a spannish gutter that is twisted and leaks.

I wish I could still post but in a select couple of off-topic topics.

Mr. Rudge ...


Why Am I getting a reply box here and not somewhere else?
Why Am I not able to reply to @whtemple1959 via PM?

^^^ honest questions ... as you can see I am posting fine here and in some other off-topic topics ... something is wrong or something is going on I don't know about.

@All: please ignore in terms of game but do poke Mr. Rudge so he sees?
@Mr. Rudge ... when you see this, feel free to delete this post. ... posting with ALL plugins disabled ...

You get to post anywhere you want but everybody simply ignores your posts.

I wish for a vacation on Mars.

You get to post anywhere you want but everybody simply ignores your posts.

I wish for a vacation on Mars.

You explode because of the pressure difference. You die.

I wish to understand every language there is.

A sexy girl thinks you cant speak spanish, and she says to her friend in spanish, that you are ugly.

I wish for a happy day.

Every day after it is completely miserable.

I wish to be married.

You're now married ! Twice !
But now the missuses hate each other.


I wish tea.

You drink your tea. However, it is in a 112° C water. It burns your throat. You die.

I wish to see Northern Lights.

You do see them, however you do so from a space pod that sadly crashes into Earth after a failure at launch.

I wish for a successful 2019.

It's successful because you're dead before 2019 starts.

I wish for garlic butter.

You get Donald Trump's hair instead.

I wish to play Metro Simulator at 60fps.

You can, but your computer quickly catches fire.
I wish the Eurostar was cheaper

You can now get on board for €1, however there is no furniture anymore and everybody is forced to stand. It also doesn't move anymore.

I wish to own a pet.