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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 11:20
by acs121
Two of them are very long, so everyone calls you Dracula.
I wish for a magnificent norwegian fjord.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 11:26
by Expresso
You fall off the one you get. You die.
I wish to have the best paying job in the world.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 16:03
by acs121
You're paid 10,000,000€ but everyone goes bankrupt because of you.
I wish for the bankruptcy of the United States.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 16:16
by Expresso
They went bankrubt because of you, so they sued you. Now you've got a debt measuring in the trillions.
I wish to have a driver's license.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 17:06
by lukasz1985
You have but you cant drive a car, so you have a crash few seconds after you start the engine.
I wish not only Expresso and acs121 take part of this game.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 23:18
by acs121
Only our accounts are remaining on the forums, all others have been deleted. So we are alone here.
I wish for France to have no debt.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 11 Aug 2018 13:33
by lukasz1985
You have to pay all the debt.
I wish I could program in C++
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 11 Aug 2018 18:06
by Expresso
You can, but you are bored to tears by it.
I wish I didn't have allergies.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Aug 2018 16:23
by acs121
You don't. Now you have diseases.
I wish for Expresso to get bankrupt, so he has no money, and no more computer, so he can't post on this thread.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 16:00
by NoMorePacers
You go bankrupt and lose your computer instead, and Expresso makes every wish you ever wish go corrupt.
I wish to achieve something in my life.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 18:22
by acs121
You achieved your life. By suicide.
I wish for Pacers to continue existing.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 18:26
by NoMorePacers
They do keep existing; however they come to Paris and make your commuting life a misery for the next 30 years.
I wish France had bad weather.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 19:13
by Expresso
It has, but Hull too.
I wish for a social animal as a pet.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 19:19
by NoMorePacers
The social animal happens to be a lion, which gathers a gang and proceeds to tear you into pieces.
I wish to stop being a turbonerd.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 19:30
by acs121
Your brain explodes instead.
I wish those Pacers to not be on the Paris RER (Commuter rail).
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 19:42
by NoMorePacers
The Paris RER closes instead due to you getting rid of the only trains they had to run on it.
I wish Jeremy Clarkson was made Prime Minister.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 21:02
by acs121
He does, but he expells you from the glorious Kingdom of Britain.
I wish for Stadler FLIRTs on the RER.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 21:10
by NoMorePacers
Stadler goes bankrupt and all their assets, including the FLIRTs, get repossessed and sold to Britain.
I wish you would stop wishing.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 21:14
by Expresso
The thread gets locked.
I wish to be healthy.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Aug 2018 21:16
by NoMorePacers
You become healthy, by never eating and you eventually starve to death.
I wish to own a Lancia.