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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 19 Jul 2018 15:16

Your wish is so sh*ty that it spoiled itself.


I wish for a pair of socks.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 19 Jul 2018 16:12

When you put the on, you discover they're filled with pushpins.

I wish for a cooler pair of trousers.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 19 Jul 2018 22:01

It wears out strangely, because you go everywhere by bicycle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 19 Jul 2018 22:11

Your wish gets corrupted. You die.

I wish for fresh blueberries.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 19 Jul 2018 23:33

They're poisoned with USSR poisons. You die atrociously suffering.

I wish i was president of The Netherlands.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 20 Jul 2018 07:16

You last for a day before you get assasinated.

I wish Trump lives a looooong life.
(please corrupt this, pleeeeeease)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 20 Jul 2018 12:51

He decided to stay in Finland. When winter comes, it's so cold he dies.

I wish nor Trump nor Hillary would have became presidents of the US.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Tony Pixel » 20 Jul 2018 14:31

So the new President is...Barack Obama.

I wish for...Surprise me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2018 14:35

Your own death? Granted. You die in the most painful, humiliating and slow way imaginable.

I wish for a drink which isn't poisonous, doesn't contain medication or drugs.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 20 Jul 2018 16:08

You get a booze, you drink so much, the next day hangover is very painfull.

I wish the flies I kill rott in the plants.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2018 16:22

The amazing stench from all the rotting flies chases you away.

I wish to be happier.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by SIX10 » 20 Jul 2018 16:58

Your happiness comes at a cost - it makes everyone around you hate you.

I wish I knew how to cook.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 20 Jul 2018 18:52

You do. You burnt all remaining snow in Norway.

I wish Expresso to know there's no shame to live in the Netherlands and that i don't see the problem of indicating your localisation.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 27 Jul 2018 16:37

Who cares where he lives, on the other side it's your place that you live a shi*hole.

I wish people stop posting stupid wishes in this thread.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 27 Jul 2018 16:44

People all start posting wishes about your death.

I wish this heatwave to stop and get a bit of rain.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 27 Jul 2018 18:16

The heatwave stops. Now there's a burnwave, it's 150° C and it's raining... in Finland...

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 27 Jul 2018 19:49

Finland is wiped from the map.

I wish for a cooler temperature.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 27 Jul 2018 21:18

Because the "Now it's -80°C" is not more original, the North Pole melts, all penguins and inuits escape from the North Pole, and they land in the glorious kingdom of The Netherlands, and declare eternal winter in The Netherlands. It's much cooler now.

I wish finnish people ate better food.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 28 Jul 2018 08:15

As Finland doesn't exist anymore, the Finnish people also don't exist anymore. Everybody, except for you, gets eats better.

I wish for world peace under my leadership.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 28 Jul 2018 22:40

Sadly you fall off a cliff.

I wish there were less forest fires in Finland.

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