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Author:  acs121 [ Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:19 am ]
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You learn danish and norwegian, but learn that there is no such thing as a single danish or norwegian language and that it changes languages every 5 kilometers, and you die trying to learn them.

I wish you hadn't posted this topic's 3400th message.

Author:  Expresso [ Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:28 pm ]
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I didn't; it's just a copy. The real topic is locked at 3398.

I wish I didn't have hodophobia (fear of traveling).

Author:  acs121 [ Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:34 pm ]
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You now don't have fear of traveling, you suddenly want to admire spectacular points of view in a train in Norway, but the train just derails, falls off a fjord and you die.

I wish for good old Frankfurt sausages.

Author:  Expresso [ Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:27 pm ]
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They're poisoned. You die.

I wish to have a driver's license.

Author:  acs121 [ Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:16 pm ]
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You do, but someone looking exactly like you folded his car and you are not allowed to buy any car.

I wish i was a GVB S3 going around the line 51 all day long.

Author:  Expresso [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:42 am ]
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You get held up by several suicide jumpers.

I wish to be creative.

Author:  acs121 [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:35 pm ]
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You are too creative, and spend your time on useless things all day long.

I wish for Expresso to know how little he corrupted my wish.

Author:  lukasz1985 [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:51 pm ]
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Bullsh*t


I wish for a good sleep today.

Author:  acs121 [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:54 pm ]
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Today, you have a good sleep, but then you have insomnia.

I wish to be immortal.

Author:  lukasz1985 [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:57 pm ]
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When you reach 80 you'll be immortal. With a pain in the neck, and all the elderly man diseases you will live forever.

I wish I didn't have to go to dentist next wednesday.

Author:  Expresso [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:56 pm ]
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All your teeth are pulled today, without anesthetic. Now you will never need to go to the dentist again.

I wish to be left alone.

Author:  acs121 [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:09 pm ]
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Someone says you are a huge pervert, so no one talks to you again, even men. At least you're left alone !

I wish that spammers would never come again on this forum.

Author:  Expresso [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:26 pm ]
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Everybody is locked out, including all spammers. Unfortunately, there are no more posts.

I wish to speak Spanish fluently.

Author:  acs121 [ Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:29 pm ]
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You speak spanish, but you don't have right to go in other regions than Catalonia, so everyone is mad at you and kills you.

I wish to speak Finnish fluently.

Author:  Expresso [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:45 pm ]
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Your accent is so bad nobody understands you, and their accent is so bad you can't understand what they're saying.

I wish to have the motivation to exercise more.

Author:  acs121 [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:44 pm ]
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You do, but an elliptic bike falls and you die.

I wish i had more beard.

Author:  Expresso [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:11 pm ]
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Your beard is so long you constantly stumble over it.

I wish to have a cool moustache.

Author:  acs121 [ Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:22 pm ]
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It's so cool people steal it from you. Without shaving cream.

I wish i lived in Bergen, in Norway.

Author:  Expresso [ Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:11 pm ]
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You lived there for one day, but was bullied away.

I wish to find my true passion.

Author:  acs121 [ Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:52 pm ]
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You find it, you are passionated by death, so you try experiencing it yourself.

I wish i hadn't killed Expresso 9 times since page 168.

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