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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 11 Jul 2018 22:27
by Expresso
They're poisoned. You die.
I wish to have a driver's license.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 11 Jul 2018 23:16
by acs121
You do, but someone looking exactly like you folded his car and you are not allowed to buy any car.
I wish i was a GVB S3 going around the line 51 all day long.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 11:42
by Expresso
You get held up by several suicide jumpers.
I wish to be creative.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 12:35
by acs121
You are too creative, and spend your time on useless things all day long.
I wish for Expresso to know how little he corrupted my wish.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 17:51
by lukasz1985
Bullsh*t
I wish for a good sleep today.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 17:54
by acs121
Today, you have a good sleep, but then you have insomnia.
I wish to be immortal.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 17:57
by lukasz1985
When you reach 80 you'll be immortal. With a pain in the neck, and all the elderly man diseases you will live forever.
I wish I didn't have to go to dentist next wednesday.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 18:56
by Expresso
All your teeth are pulled today, without anesthetic. Now you will never need to go to the dentist again.
I wish to be left alone.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 19:09
by acs121
Someone says you are a huge pervert, so no one talks to you again, even men. At least you're left alone !
I wish that spammers would never come again on this forum.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 20:26
by Expresso
Everybody is locked out, including all spammers. Unfortunately, there are no more posts.
I wish to speak Spanish fluently.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 12 Jul 2018 20:29
by acs121
You speak spanish, but you don't have right to go in other regions than Catalonia, so everyone is mad at you and kills you.
I wish to speak Finnish fluently.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 15:45
by Expresso
Your accent is so bad nobody understands you, and their accent is so bad you can't understand what they're saying.
I wish to have the motivation to exercise more.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 18:44
by acs121
You do, but an elliptic bike falls and you die.
I wish i had more beard.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 13 Jul 2018 19:11
by Expresso
Your beard is so long you constantly stumble over it.
I wish to have a cool moustache.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Jul 2018 20:22
by acs121
It's so cool people steal it from you. Without shaving cream.
I wish i lived in Bergen, in Norway.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 19:11
by Expresso
You lived there for one day, but was bullied away.
I wish to find my true passion.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 20:52
by acs121
You find it, you are passionated by death, so you try experiencing it yourself.
I wish i hadn't killed Expresso 9 times since page 168.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 15:16
by lukasz1985
Your wish is so sh*ty that it spoiled itself.
I wish for a pair of socks.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 16:12
by Expresso
When you put the on, you discover they're filled with pushpins.
I wish for a cooler pair of trousers.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 22:01
by acs121
It wears out strangely, because you go everywhere by bicycle.