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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 06 Jul 2018 14:46

You know it : your son will kill you and will marry his mother.

I wish apartments in Switzerland weren't this expensive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 06 Jul 2018 15:02

You find some dirt cheap. They look like this:
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I wish for a new bicycle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 06 Jul 2018 15:36

You get this :
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I wish i wasn't triggered by all Danes because i'm a Finn.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 06 Jul 2018 16:00

To calm you down, we purchase a dog for you:
a Great Dane

I wish for better interwebs in the chinas
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 06 Jul 2018 18:49

You've got better coverage and higher speeds in China now, unfortunately they censor nearly everything now.

I wish for a desktop computer running my ideal Linux distribution.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 06 Jul 2018 21:56

Linux gets bankrupt, sadly, so you're forced to have Windows like everyone.

I wish summer existed in Finland.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 07 Jul 2018 03:45

Since you don't understand how Linux works (or what it even is) the Communist Linux Penguins overrun Finland and declare eternal winter.

I wish my laptop wasn't a warm potato battery
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 07 Jul 2018 05:30

It's cold now - since it melted and you disconnected it from power.

I wish for something delicious to eat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 07 Jul 2018 21:52

You now have norwegian whale soup. Tasty !

I wish i wasn't trapped in snow yesterday.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 08 Jul 2018 08:59

Yesterday you weren't. However, today and the rest of the month you are.

I wish the weather to be a bit cooler over here.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 08 Jul 2018 14:56

Great ! Now it is -80° C in Gouda !

I wish finnish summers were longer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 08 Jul 2018 18:53

Summer all year now, turning Finland into a scorching desert.

I wish for some warm clothes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 08 Jul 2018 19:02

They are too warm, you get too hot and die.

I wish Helsinki had 3 million inhabitants if not more. This town is too small right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 Jul 2018 09:03

They're all living on 1 square kilometer.

I wish to have have a bbq.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 09 Jul 2018 14:49

It burns the entire Randstad.

I wish for yummy steaks.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 10 Jul 2018 21:17

You get disgusting tough stakes with "yummy" written on them.

I wish for an electric guitar.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 10 Jul 2018 21:28

You get it for free, sadly you don't know how to play guitar.

I wish for France to win the World Cup.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 10 Jul 2018 21:37

They win, only to be disqualified due to doping of all their players. France is disqualified for the next 10 years.

I wish for to be a legal expert, so I can craft an incorruptible wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 10 Jul 2018 21:44

You become an expert, but some jealous guy assasinates you.

I wish i was 6 years younger.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 10 Jul 2018 21:52

Ok. You were never born.

I wish to be a polyglot (someone who speaks 3 or more languages fluently).

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