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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 11:40

They die from AIDS when they get to your house.

I wish to have a girlfriend that would never leave me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 21 Aug 2018 11:44

She doesn't, but she has AIDS.

I wish for 36 cats without any disease.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 12:09

You do have 36 cats, but they are bits of 36 cats glued together into 1 cat,

I wish I never got any diseases.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 21 Aug 2018 13:29

Sure. But your girlfriend is sterile.

I wish i couldn't be sterile.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 14:18

You forever smell of disinfectant, being locked away into the abyss of bad-smelling things.

I wish to have been born 10 years earlier.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 21 Aug 2018 15:16

You are born 10 years later.

I wish to have a Stadler KISS from the SBB in my garden.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 15:30

Your garden was previously nuked by me so it doesn't exist anymore.

I wish to also nuke your house.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 21 Aug 2018 16:01

Your house is nuked.

I wish i could nuke you.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 16:01

You forget what a nuke is and go home.

I wish to have an army of nukes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 21 Aug 2018 16:34

You have an army of tiny nukes for children to play with.

I wish I wasnt drunk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 16:55

Instead you become intoxicated and die.

I wish to have an army of real nukes that explode.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 21 Aug 2018 17:31

The nukes you have are too heavy to transport, so you die of a radiation.

I wish the air here didnt smell like s***

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 21 Aug 2018 17:33

It now smells like buttery acid.

I wish to have a new carpet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 17:35

The carpet is made of material that catches fire upon exposure to oxygen, which burns your house down.

I wish I had nukes that can explode that are also easy to transport.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 21 Aug 2018 17:53

Your nukes now lack of rocket fuel, so you're still stuck with them and die of a radiation.

I wish for a McDonald's meal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 18:07

You get diabetes off it.

I wish for an army of nukes that can explode, are easy to transport and have unlimited rocket fuel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 21 Aug 2018 18:14

You nukes are of boomerang shape, so they nuke yourself after being fired.

I wish to live on Mars.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 18:30

Mars wants nothing to do with you so it moves away from you.

I wish to be President of Russia.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 21 Aug 2018 18:45

You get nuked.

I wish to have a delicious meal, which is not poisoned.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 21 Aug 2018 18:51

The meal is so expensive it bankrupts you.

I wish I was President of Russia without being nuked.
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