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Voyager One wrote:You go but find only Manchester United wares to buy.

Are you trying to make me sick?!

Voyager One wrote:I wish to stop raining.

It stops raining... forever, and a drought comes to Croatia.

I wish for all my problems to disappear at the wave of a magic wand

All of your problems are transferred to Donald Trump. He orders a drone strike against you.

Wish for safe travels today in the rain.

But your vehicle of choice is an Andrea Moda F1 car, which instantly kills you.
I wish to have a Ferrari F2002.

But it catches fire and sends you to A&E with severe burns

I wish I won the lottery

But you end up winning the top jackpot of Euromillions in debt.
I wish to have a wish.

The wish kills you.

I wish, I could have nothing strenuous to do.

You become lazy and fat and die of heart disease.

I wish we'd finally get some snow in winter!

You get so much snow that it causes your home to collapse, and you die.

I wish to get absolutely wasted and forget some things.

You get absolutely wasted and forget the wrong things, like your name, and how to drive.

I wish flowers weren't so expensive.

Granted, you will have to go country to get them.

I wish to go country.

Your sister wants to have your child.

I wish the weekend would come sooner.

It never comes.

I wish to be God.

Zeus strikes you down with a lightning.

I wish to travel.

You end up in Syria, minus your head.

I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.

Kim Jong-Un nukes you instead.

I wish Ayrton Senna was still alive.

Ayrton Senna comes back to life, but you have to relive his horrific crash in your dreams for the rest of your life.

I wish for the school kids opposite my house to quieten down.

You relocate to a cemetary. In a coffin. Peace and quiet all around you now.

I wish my headache would stop now.

Turns out your headache is brain cancer

This year I hope to move out and get my own place for once.

You get your own place... it's a Cardboard Box!

I wish for some snow so I don't have to wake up so early tomorrow.

(Haha! I knew someone would reply back with a cardboard box XD )

You get your wish for snow, in fact you get over 10 feet of snow and it shuts down everything and buries your house and town.

Since I have to live in a cardboard box for a home now.... I wish to get some furniture for it.