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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jun 2016 00:08
by Pilot
You get a Hat, which is promptly set on fire.

I wish for less knee pains.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jun 2016 07:08
by Voyager One
You get your legs cut off.

I wish for a T-shirt with "BOB" written on it.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jun 2016 11:18
by kamnet
The printer wasn't paying attention, your t-shirt has "BOOB" written on it instead.

I wish my day didn't suck half as bad as it's going to.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jun 2016 14:17
by Nathanxbox20
Your day still sucks thrice as much as you hope.

I wish I could sell something.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 24 Jul 2016 15:57
by PropH
You sold, but got your purse stolen on the same day

I wish I bought a car

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 24 Jul 2016 21:04
by NoMorePacers
It gets stolen... by the President.

I wish that I could play GTA V.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 24 Jul 2016 23:08
by Nathanxbox20
The following day, you get arrested for GTA.

I wish I had another cat.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 25 Jul 2016 07:57
by Voyager One
You get a nice big cat, a bengal tiger... Needless to say, it feast on you very soon afterwards.

I wish I have more free time.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 25 Jul 2016 08:05
by Pilot
Your days become 3 times as busy, and they halve in length... you are now have 6 times less free time than you had before!

I wish for someone to cuddle in an evening :lol:

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jul 2016 02:24
by kamnet
The Bengal tiger decides it wants to cuddle with you.

I wish for mo' money, but not mo' problems.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jul 2016 02:53
by Nathanxbox20
You get a handful of Mo's money, without Mo's problems, but your own. Most notably, Mo wants his money back.

I wish for a better camera.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jul 2016 06:16
by PropH
You got too good camera, and it was smarter than you, so it blew you off and ran away with someone.

I wish i рass my exams with highest scores

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 27 Jul 2016 15:00
by Voyager One
Your exams pass right beside you. Fail.

I wish I could also read and speak backwards.
(.sdrawkcab kaeps dna deas osla dluoc I hsiw I)

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 Jul 2016 17:58
by Pilot
You can only read and speak backwards, but as everyone else is writing and listening forwards, the ability is useless, and you quickly become an outcast.

I wish that the Bengal Tiger didn't cuddle me so roughly.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 Jul 2016 18:02
by PropH
Bengal Tiger stopped cuddling you at all.

I wish I could understand Voyager One

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 28 Jul 2016 20:58
by Voyager One
You get soooo mesmerized by the magnificent inner world of Voyager One that you quickly become obsessed with it. In fact, so much obsessed that you need to get committed immediately.

I wish that cuddly bengal tiger for a pet.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Jul 2016 08:38
by Pilot
Voyager One wrote:I wish that cuddly bengal tiger for a pet.
That cuddly Bengal Tiger gets loose on the streets of Rijeka, and finds someone else to cuddle.

I wish I could speak and read Russian

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 29 Jul 2016 15:47
by PropH
Как бы ты ни старался выучить русский, у тебя ничего не получилось :D

I wish my neighbours won't make noise early at the morning

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 30 Jul 2016 05:43
by kamnet
Your neighbors instead start getting eerily quiet every time you use the bathroom now.

I wish to feed the Bengal Tiger a kitty treat.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 30 Jul 2016 06:37
by Voyager One
The cuddly tiger treats itself with you. Tasty kamnet!

I wish to be that bengal tiger.