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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 1:56 am 
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Since a red shirt security officer is still a Starfleet officer , I am happy and do not want to become a stormtrooper.


I wish I was promoted to Lieutenant.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 3:02 am 
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You can't be promoted. As a Starfleet red shirt security officer, you already died.

I wish for nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 11:08 pm 
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You get a black hole. Oh no, the world is being sucked...
(The words disappear into your black hole)

I wish I had a hat.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:08 am 
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You get a Hat, which is promptly set on fire.

I wish for less knee pains.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:08 am 
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You get your legs cut off.

I wish for a T-shirt with "BOB" written on it.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:18 am 
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The printer wasn't paying attention, your t-shirt has "BOOB" written on it instead.

I wish my day didn't suck half as bad as it's going to.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:17 pm 
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Your day still sucks thrice as much as you hope.

I wish I could sell something.

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You sold, but got your purse stolen on the same day

I wish I bought a car

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It gets stolen... by the President.

I wish that I could play GTA V.

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The following day, you get arrested for GTA.

I wish I had another cat.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:57 am 
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You get a nice big cat, a bengal tiger... Needless to say, it feast on you very soon afterwards.

I wish I have more free time.

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Your days become 3 times as busy, and they halve in length... you are now have 6 times less free time than you had before!

I wish for someone to cuddle in an evening :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
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The Bengal tiger decides it wants to cuddle with you.

I wish for mo' money, but not mo' problems.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
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You get a handful of Mo's money, without Mo's problems, but your own. Most notably, Mo wants his money back.

I wish for a better camera.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
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You got too good camera, and it was smarter than you, so it blew you off and ran away with someone.

I wish i рass my exams with highest scores

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:00 pm 
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Your exams pass right beside you. Fail.

I wish I could also read and speak backwards.
(.sdrawkcab kaeps dna deas osla dluoc I hsiw I)

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
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You can only read and speak backwards, but as everyone else is writing and listening forwards, the ability is useless, and you quickly become an outcast.

I wish that the Bengal Tiger didn't cuddle me so roughly.

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Bengal Tiger stopped cuddling you at all.

I wish I could understand Voyager One

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You get soooo mesmerized by the magnificent inner world of Voyager One that you quickly become obsessed with it. In fact, so much obsessed that you need to get committed immediately.

I wish that cuddly bengal tiger for a pet.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:38 am 
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Voyager One wrote:
I wish that cuddly bengal tiger for a pet.

That cuddly Bengal Tiger gets loose on the streets of Rijeka, and finds someone else to cuddle.

I wish I could speak and read Russian

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