Corrupt a wish!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » 02 May 2007 10:48

But all their top players get food poisoning, they field thier under-12 reserve team and lose 73-0.

I wish that Man Utd beat AC Milan in the other semi tonight.

DeletedUser21 · Post by **DeletedUser21** » 02 May 2007 11:46

But they lose.

I wish for a longer vacation.

Locomotionfan · Post by **Locomotionfan** » 02 May 2007 12:56

But the country you're in enters a military coup.

I wish I could scratch Pepe Reina's car.

EirikhO · Post by **EirikhO** » 02 May 2007 12:58

You can't.

I wish Bush dead

XeryusTC · Post by **XeryusTC** » 02 May 2007 13:05

Wishing dead upon someone is bad and that's why you get into jail for the rest of your live an Bush lives.

I wish I got an Enma Ai doll

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EirikhO · Post by **EirikhO** » 02 May 2007 13:08

You get all the money to but a, but when you're going to pay, the energy breaks down, and cash register don't work more, and you have to ask the clerk for some paper to wipe the tears away.

I want a new hard disk after my breakdown yesterday.

DeletedUser21 · Post by **DeletedUser21** » 02 May 2007 14:19

The HDD you want is sold out and in a extent your entire computers starts to breakdown.

I wish for a drivers licence.

Locomotionfan · Post by **Locomotionfan** » 02 May 2007 14:53

But it gets confiscated.

I wish I was PM.

Parkey · Post by **Parkey** » 02 May 2007 15:41

...but you're not even a stealth-taxing, transport-ignoring chancellor of the exchequer yet.

I wish I could have a day off work, or two, or three...

doktorhonig · Post by **doktorhonig** » 02 May 2007 18:10

You ask your boss for a day off, and he gives you unlimited days off - you're fired.

I wish could scratch my neck with my toes.

Locomotionfan · Post by **Locomotionfan** » 02 May 2007 18:13

You do, but your backbone Splits apart while your at it.

I wish Christiano Ronaldo was in jail.

Illegal_Alien · Post by **Illegal_Alien** » 02 May 2007 18:54

To bad he died.

I want to be a evil member

XeryusTC · Post by **XeryusTC** » 02 May 2007 19:02

You already are so you fail at wishing

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I wish for tonnes of gold in my backyard.

LilDood · Post by **LilDood** » 02 May 2007 19:29

It appears but the authorities don't believe your explanation of where is came from so they take it.

I wish i was bankrupt (Corrupt that!)

Badger · Post by **Badger** » 02 May 2007 19:36

But you win a record amount of money on the lottery/premium bonds/ betting, clear all your debts and live a very happy wealthy life (hah!)

I wish I had a pink banana.

andy_blah · Post by **andy_blah** » 02 May 2007 19:39

If it`s pink it means it`s term of expiration has passed 10 years ago.

I wish I would have more time to spend with my friends

Johnny B Goode · Post by **Johnny B Goode** » 02 May 2007 19:44

But then you get sick of them.

I wish the girl I just left a message for would call back.

PS: 200th post!

XeryusTC · Post by **XeryusTC** » 02 May 2007 20:32

Unfortunately, she ran off with another man

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I wish it was 19 May already.

Johnny B Goode · Post by **Johnny B Goode** » 02 May 2007 20:42

Okay, but in the 17 days you missed, something completely life-changing happens.

DeletedUser21 · Post by **DeletedUser21** » 03 May 2007 06:08

Your wish being?

I wish I didn't have to wish anymore.

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