Corrupt a wish!

[NoMorePacers]

The FLIRTs are already in Britain due to Stadler's previous liquidation.

I wish you would stop making stupid wishes.

[acs121]

Instead you become stupid.

I wish i was a swiss Stadler FLIRT that couldn't derail, run into other trains, in which other trains can't run, that cannot rust and that cannot fall off bridges.

[NoMorePacers]

The Swiss FLIRTs are narrow-gauge, and you're too fat to fit into one of them.

I wish to be the fattest man on earth.

[acs121]

You poop planets as large as the Earth. One of your dejections ends up on Earth, destroying all life on it. Now the universe smells poop.

I wish to be a narrow-gauge swiss Stadler FLIRT that couldn't derail, run into other trains, in which other trains can't run, that cannot rust and that cannot fall off bridges.

[NoMorePacers]

The train is blown up by Islamist terrorists.

I wish to own a convertible car.

[Expresso]

It can convert in a giant can, but not back to a car again.

I wish to own a house.

[NoMorePacers]

But the house is in a Ugandan slum full of criminals.

I wish to be in that slum.

[acs121]

You are killed by the criminals.

I wish to be a standard-gauge swiss Stadler FLIRT that couldn't derail, run into other trains, in which other trains can't run, cannot blow up, that cannot rust and that cannot fall off bridges.

[NoMorePacers]

The train has an electrical fault that prevents it from taking power.

I wish you would stop wishing for trains.

[acs121]

I wish for other trains.

I wish to be a standard-gauge swiss Stadler FLIRT that couldn't derail, that doesn't need power, that cannot run into other trains, in which other trains can't run, cannot blow up, that cannot rust and that cannot fall off bridges.

[Expresso]

An airplane crashes into you.

I wish acs121 would stop wishing about his train.

[acs121]

Okay, i will stop. But that would be too simple, because i need to corrupt your wish. So no.

I wish to be a standard-gauge swiss Stadler FLIRT that couldn't derail, in which airplanes and meteors cannot crash, that cannot break down, that doesn't need power, that cannot run into other trains, in which other trains can't run, cannot blow up, that cannot rust and that cannot fall off bridges.

[NoMorePacers]

Stadler don't give you a train, as your demands are impossible for them to meet, and won't give you anything ever again.

I wish that I was creative enough to design my own in-game maps.

[Expresso]

You are, but unfortunately they're so ugly and boring that you quit them quickly. This also goes for anybody who downloads them.

I wish for a fresh banana.

[NoMorePacers]

The banana has a scorpion inside that kills you.

I wish that my maps weren't ugly or boring.

[acs121]

They are uglier and more boring than your previous maps. To topple it, it's so ugly everyone vomits when it sees your maps.

I wish to die.

[NoMorePacers]

You never die, but live with a horrible disease for the rest of time in a hospital bed.

I wish my maps could never be ugly or boring.

[acs121]

They are good, but someone appropriates him your work and puts copyrights to him on your maps. Everyone treats you as a plagiarist and you are banned from all forums on the Internet.

I wish for muffin time.

[NoMorePacers]

The muffin is poisoned and there is no antidote.

I wish I was immune to copyright laws.

[Expresso]

You are. Unfortunately, now you have to deal with author's rights laws.

I wish to stand on the sun.