Corrupt a wish!

[acs121]

They do, but one slides off the viaduct and falls right on you to kill you.

I wish the Netherlands don't get underwater.

[lukasz1985]

It doesn't at its whole, only pot bars are overwater.

I wish I could fly.

[acs121]

You can, but you get lost in space.

[Expresso]

Your wish is granted, whatever it is. However, it isn't granted in a way you'd expect and certainly not good for you.

I wish to be very good at playing guitar.

[lukasz1985]

You play guitar so good that you become a Matallica guitarist and get addicted to drugs and die of overdose.

I wish for a new smartphone.

[Expresso]

It's all new, but every part of it is broken. Sorry, no warrantee.

I wish to go to Spain.

[acs121]

The sun here totally burns your skin.

I wish mosquitos wouldn't exist here in Denmark

[Expresso]

You're not in Denmark, but in Spain. And over there, there are lots of mosquitos, all of which take an interest in you.

I wish to smile.

[acs121]

Your smile is so large it ruins your face.

I wish i could live in the Netherlands, even if i'm French (i really dream of this though).

[Expresso]

Sure, you're living in the Netherlands now, right in the middle of Amsterdam. Enjoy the traffic chaos each day!

I wish for some table salt.

[Pilot]

You get a truck load of road salt instead!

I wish for unlimited battery on my mobile phone.

[Tony Pixel]

It's now unlimited, but in size too, so your battery destroyed the Universe.

I wish for anyone of us tald me about 2000s, please.

[lukasz1985]

Unfortunately nobody understands your wish.

I wish OpenTTD had diagonal roads.

[acs121]

They do, sadly other companies block your roads.

I wish for Expresso to know how little he corrupted my wish.

[Voyager One]

He knows. He only forgot to write that a dam breaks and the city gets under water completely. Enjoy the traffic... in rowboats.

I wish someone would wash my car.

[Pilot]

They wash your car, but it scratches all the paintwork to the point where you have to have it resprayed.

I wish for a small amount of rain to come along to England to put out some of these big fires we're having on the hills.

[Expresso]

It pours now, causing a flood. But hey, at least the fires are stopped now.

I wish to know the future.

[acs121]

You know it : your son will kill you and will marry his mother.

I wish apartments in Switzerland weren't this expensive.

[Expresso]

You find some dirt cheap. They look like this:


I wish for a new bicycle.

[acs121]

You get this :


I wish i wasn't triggered by all Danes because i'm a Finn.