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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Your new anvil breaks your cardboard box.

I wish for someone to talk with.
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You start working in a call centre.

Since I'm snowed in under 10 feet of snow (I'd still be above the snow line thanks to having an Attic Room :P ), I want some ski's so I can go skiing on it.
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A horde of raindeers runs you down. The Santa's sled follows very soon in finishing the job.

I wish to own a football club.
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So you own a football club comprising of your friends and family. However, before long, they betray you and you get overthrown.

I wish there was snow in where I live.
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Pilot wrote:Ayrton Senna comes back to life, but you have to relive his horrific crash in your dreams for the rest of your life.
Are you trying to kill me?

Snow comes, but in the form of North Korean nuclear weapons.

I wish Manchester United were relegated out of the Premier League.
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No such luck, they win the Premiership all years from now till forever and ever.
(Sorry Pilot :mrgreen: )


I wish to wish a wish with a wish for a wish about a wish.
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The wish decides to have sex with your mum and then calls you a pleb.

I wish Pep Guardiola would murder Jose Mourinho.
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Pep Guardiola murders Jose, but also murders Claudio Bravo.

I wish for United to never win the Premier League again (Damn you V1 :mrgreen: )
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How unfortunate! They win the Premier League forever and ever until the moment you kill yourself, and the next season after that, Hull City crush United 6-0 to win the Premier League :twisted: . (Sorry Pilot, I just HAD to)

I wish Kim Jong-Un was a drug addict.
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He becomes addicted to a new drug that is only made from your bones.

I wish for longer weekends, 2 days isn't enough time!
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Granted, the weekend is now 3 days. Sadly, you only get one per month.

I wish I had everything I could ever wish for without any drawbacks or negative consequences! :mrgreen:
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Your wish is not my command.

I wish to be dead.
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Done. Unfortunately, you rise as a zombie.

I wish for some holidays.
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But the zombie you made me eats your flesh and your brains and makes you a bit dead.

I wish to start a revolution.
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You have revolved a roundabout !!!

I wish that I can PM KasperVLD and he would answer it tomorrow. Have something to do with RL.
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Kasper acknowledges your PM, but never answers your question, and then is never heard from again. You scared him away, dammit! :lol:

I wish for some pens and a notepad. (Surely you're not gonna corrupt a poor person's wish for those... are you?)
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:twisted: The pens are nuclear bombs and explode whilst the notepad is a gas chamber and finishes the survivors of.

I wish I could phone Kim Jong-Un. (On the highly advanced Korean phone network Kordafone, of course)
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He re-directs your call to Donald Trump. Trump blames you for hacking his phone lines and has you arrested.

I wish I had the answer to every question, no matter how reasonable or unreasonable it might be.
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It's always 42, you know...


I wish some British could make an American history film. The reverse always sucks, someone should poke back.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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But your game crashes every second and if this doesn't happen you have lag.

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