Corrupt a wish!

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 29 Aug 2018 15:49

You get a Bengal Tiger, which eats you to death.

I wish to inherit that tiger from you.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 29 Aug 2018 16:22

It eats you too.

I wish for a ride on The Pride of Africa.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 29 Aug 2018 17:48

You get AIDS.

I wish to own a turbo car.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 29 Aug 2018 19:56

You manage to fold it around some tree. You're dead.

I wish to own a cruise missile.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 29 Aug 2018 21:40

You get blown up on it.

I wish to stop being a turbonerd.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 29 Aug 2018 21:47

You become a tortoisenerd.

I wish to have a Savannah cat.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 30 Aug 2018 08:00

You get left in the savannah and die of thirst.

I wish to eat a donut.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 30 Aug 2018 11:36

You become obese.

I wish to have a cute cat.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 30 Aug 2018 11:37

The cute cat is a lion and ends up killing you.

I wish for a sponge.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 30 Aug 2018 11:38

You get Sponge Bob SquarePants.

I wish elytras like in Minecraft could exist in real life.

lukasz1985 · Post by **lukasz1985** » 30 Aug 2018 11:40

(Expresso like corrupt) You something, something and you die.

I wish for a new PC.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 30 Aug 2018 11:45

It is new, but it's so bad you decide to crush it.

I wish elytras like in Minecraft could really exist in real life.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 30 Aug 2018 13:07

Nobody knows what an elytra is, so you don't get one.

I wish you weren't such a nerd.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 30 Aug 2018 15:28

"Well you're a nerd !"
-asdfmovie

I wish to be the Mine Turtle from asdfmovie.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 30 Aug 2018 16:09

You're a dud.

I wish asdfmovie was never created.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 30 Aug 2018 17:40

He spams your internet to no end.

I wish you would make better corruptions.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 30 Aug 2018 19:21

You are corrupted, caught and end up spending the rest of your life in jail.

I wish to own a nuclear reactor.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 30 Aug 2018 19:27

It blows up the entire planet due to a failure.

I wish to be a sheep.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 30 Aug 2018 20:42

You're ritually slaughtered.

I wish to be a penguin.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 30 Aug 2018 21:01

The North Pole melts.

I wish that Club Penguin didn't exist.

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