Corrupt a wish!

[acs121]

You get a beautiful Lancia Delta. Sadly its wheels are glued to the ground in your garage, so you cannot drive it.

I wish for the bankruptcy of the town of Hull.

[NoMorePacers]

Hull's economy booms and it becomes the richest town in the world. (I wish... )

I wish to never see women again.

[lukasz1985]

Now you only see this:



I wish to be rich.

[NoMorePacers]

You do become rich; by selling drugs and then you go to prison for the rest of your life.

I wish to inherit your fortune.

[Expresso]

Unfortunately it all gets confiscated because it's all from a money laundering scheme.

I wish to be wealthy.

[NoMorePacers]

Said money laundering scheme is what gave you your wealth, and you also end up in prison.

I wish to launder money without going to jail.

[acs121]

You want to gain more money so you rob banks. You go to jail for robbing banks and for money laundering.

I wish i was a train.

[Expresso]

You derail and get sold for scrap metal.

I wish to be a block of gold.

[acs121]

You are a block of gold. In Minecraft. So someone goes and mines you and tears you apart in ingots.

I wish i was a train that couldn't derail.

[Expresso]

You run into another train and get sold for scrap metal again.

I wish to be rid of all my allergies without any negative side effects.

[NoMorePacers]

Your allergies do not disappear, as it is scientifically impossible for there to be no negative side effects while doing so, therefore it is easier to keep them.

I wish to have an espresso.

[Expresso]

It's poisoned. You die.

I wish to have a friend.

[NoMorePacers]

You get a friend, however they are only interested in your money and not actually being your friend.

I wish Dovetail Games would make Train Simulator stop crashing.

[acs121]

They do, because Train Simulator can't be launched from now on.

I wish i was a train that couldn't derail and run into other trains.

[Expresso]

Another train crashes into you. You're never made into a train again.

I wish to be able to fly.

[NoMorePacers]

You can fly, but you get sucked into an airplane engine and cut up into many pieces.

I wish speed and power could solve any problems I come across.

[acs121]

They do, but you're so powerful you killed someone. You are sentenced to death.

I wish i was a train that couldn't derail, couldn't run into other trains and in which other trains can't run.

[lukasz1985]

Now you are rusty, steam engine that can't run anymore.

I wish it was cooler here.

[NoMorePacers]

It gets so cool that you die of pneumonia.

I wish that I was boring.

[acs121]

You are so boring that you life is boring. You get depressed and suicide.

I wish i was a Stadler FLIRT that couldn't derail, run into other trains, in which other trains can't run, that cannot rust and that cannot fall off bridges.