Corrupt a wish!

[kamnet]

What's the point of having a normally functioning refrigerator when you have no power?

I wish USPS would stop letting my packages get stolen.

[NoMorePacers]

They instead let people change the contents of your packages so if you order a refrigerator, you get a box full of explosives instead.

I wish I knew where Eastern KY was.

[Expresso]

It's somewhere over here:


I wish for my fridge to be powered.

[NoMorePacers]

Your fridge is powered by the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant.

I wish to own the galaxy.

[Expresso]

You get your own personal Galaxy. However, it is in the process of being quickly consumed by it's central black hole. You can enjoy it for a whopping one nanosecond.

I wish for my fridge to be radiation proof.

[NoMorePacers]

Your fridge is instead powered by and uses carbon monoxide.

I wish to own the Milky Way.

[Expresso]

I wish for a gas mask so I can open my fridge.

[NoMorePacers]

You get a gas mask - but it is a gas mask made from paper and it makes no difference.

I wish for something.

[wallyweb]

You get your wish but that something is a horrible something and it awaits you in the shadows. No! Don't hide under your bed. Horrible somethings await you there. Not the closet either. Even more horrible somethings await in there. The tool shed in the yard? No! No! Not at all. Horrible somethings await you amongst the tools. Don't turn on the lights either! Horrible somethings await you under the lamp shades. Horrible somethings await you everywhere and all because you wished them there.

I wish you all a prosperous New Year.

[Expresso]

Of course you did not wish it for yourself. You get a terrible new year.

I wish to own a driver's license.

[lukasz1985]

You get a driver license which expired yesterday.

I wish you c ould r ead th is

[kamnet]

You get smacked in the eye for doing that, and now you're color blind.

I wish a mechanic would show up to fix my vehicle!

[Expresso]

He fixes everything. But once you move on, all the other parts break.

I wish to be emperor of a space empire.

[NoMorePacers]

You are the emperor of a space empire. Congratulations on becoming Lord of some Air!

I wish to have a moustache.

[wallyweb]

Your new mustache falls off whenever you sneeze.

I wish everybody would take my good advice.

[Expresso]

Now everybody hates you, as your advice turns out really badly.

I wish for a time machine, so I can change my life in the past.

[wallyweb]

Alley Oop beats your time machine with a club and now you are stuck in the past.

I wish for a million dollars.

[NoMorePacers]

You get a million dollars. Zimbabwe dollars, that is.

I wish to be good at things.

[lukasz1985]

You're good at drving pacecars.

I wish world ended.

[kamnet]

It's the end of the world as you know it. As it turns out, your world was just inside a terrarium left inside the high school gym where the science fair took place. You were forgotten about and nobody provided you any food or warmth.

I wish for the psycho murderous clown society ghosts to live somewhere other than in Expresso's refrigerator.