Corrupt a wish!

[kamnet]

You're randomly electrocuted once a day.

I wish for a wonderful dinner.

[Expresso]

Unfortunately it's poisoned.

I wish to be happy.

[wallyweb]

Ok. You are Happy. Now you have to go to all your login accounts and change your user name to Happy.

I wish for lots of Christmas candy.

[Expresso]

After Christmas the dentist makes lots of money from you.

I wish to be that dentist.

[NoMorePacers]

You get imprisoned for defrauding him.

I wish to imprison you.

[wallyweb]

I don't know how you managed it, but it would seem that you imprisoned yourself while trying to imprison me and the others.

I wish the whole world could have a sumptuous meal this Holiday season.

[Expresso]

Well, they can. Unfortunately it's poisoned and everybody dies.

I wish to be perfect.

[kamnet]

You're perfectly boring!

I wish Erato to have a happy birthday today!

[NoMorePacers]

Erato has a happy birthday. He has such a happy birthday that he never stops boasting about how happy his birthday is and bores you to death.

I wish Jose Mourinho would sign as Hull City manager.

[wallyweb]

You got your wish. Unfortunately Jose took a wrong turn and landed in Hull, Québec, Canada which already has a city manager.

I wish for a new Transport Tycoon Deluxe for Christmas.

[Expresso]

It's filled with bugs to the point that it crashes every minute.

I wish for new clothes.

[NoMorePacers]

Something something something you die.

I wish to be something.

[Expresso]

You're now a cockroach and get killed by pest control.

I wish for multiple bananas.

[lukasz1985]

you get 9999999999999999999999999999999 bananas, they fall on you and you die.

I wish for a cake.

[wallyweb]

You get your cake. It's yellow cake and now you glow in the dark.

I wish it wasn't so windy out.

[Expresso]

There is now no more wind, instead you're snowed in now.

I wish for once not to die as a result of a wish.

[lukasz1985]

You dont die, your mother dies.

I wish for a hamburger.

[NoMorePacers]

You get a hamburger with LSD implanted inside it and because you got that hamburger in the Philippines, you were executed for failing your drug test.

I wish to have insomnia.

[Expresso]

It's rotting.

I wish for some junk-food.

[kamnet]

You can pick either Lukaz's cake or Lukaz's hamburger. Enjoy!

I wish people would stop wishing for other people to die.