Corrupt a wish!

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 28 Aug 2018 16:55

You get banned from not being able to get banned to anything.

I wish you gave me every wish I wanted.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 28 Aug 2018 16:57

Not today.

I wish i was the I Like Trains kid from asdfmovie.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 28 Aug 2018 17:05

You become so annoying that you get executed to shut up.

I wish that Britain became communist.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 28 Aug 2018 17:19

The Britain anthem is changed to the ex-USSR anthem. The entire Britain becomes a meme in itself.

I wish we discovered all planets existing.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 28 Aug 2018 17:25

You get launched to the furthest one.

I wish you would lose your internet.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 28 Aug 2018 18:50

Everyone loses their internet, except me.

I wish you would be renamed to MorePacers.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 28 Aug 2018 19:14

You get renamed to ifartlots121.

I wish to be an F1 commentator.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 28 Aug 2018 20:17

You get fired because of your voice pitch.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 28 Aug 2018 20:19

It's poisoned. You die.

I wish for a happy life.

acs121 · Post by **acs121** » 28 Aug 2018 20:53

Everyone has a sad life, except you. You get depressed.

I wish people would stop saying "It's poisoned. You die." when we wish for food.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 29 Aug 2018 06:33

Now it's always spoiled. People end up dying from food poisoning.

I wish for some felicious pancakes which are not spoiled or poisoned.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 29 Aug 2018 09:39

They are radioactive and give you cancer when you eat them.

I wish my wishes would never get corrupted.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 29 Aug 2018 09:42

You don't get any wishes anymore.

I wish to get a cure for cancer.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 29 Aug 2018 11:39

You get a cure for espresso drinking instead.

I wish to own an elephant.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 29 Aug 2018 11:47

Don't think of the pink elephant.

I wish to own a fruit plantation.

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 29 Aug 2018 11:59

You get jailed for illegally using slaves.

I wish to put everyone in jail.

lukasz1985 · Post by **lukasz1985** » 29 Aug 2018 13:52

You put everybody inside jail including farmers, so now there nothing to eat and you die of starving.

I wish I was 15

NoMorePacers · Post by **NoMorePacers** » 29 Aug 2018 14:18

You become 15 months old and lose all of your abilities.

I wish to jail everyone on this thread.

Expresso · Post by **Expresso** » 29 Aug 2018 14:40

You also jail yourself.

I wish there wouldn't exist any evil.

lukasz1985 · Post by **lukasz1985** » 29 Aug 2018 15:37

You get exterminated, because you are all the evil.

I wish to have a cat.

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