Corrupt a wish!

[Voyager One]

You wish but you don't? WTH?!? OK, as you wish, you don't...

I wish I shouldn't be careful about what I wish for.

[lukasz1985]

You wish but you don't? WTH?!? OK, as you wish, you don't...

Haha, yeah, that was what I was trying to figure out to tell him

Sorry for interrupting. Carry on.

[kamnet]

You wish but you don't? WTH?!? OK, as you wish, you don't...

I wish I shouldn't be careful about what I wish for.

You weren't careful with your wishes. You are now the owner of a refrigerator with a reanimated zombie corpse living inside.

I wish to protect myself from Voyager One's zombie-eating fridge.

[lukasz1985]

You've hidden in an old fridge on the attic.
It was Voyager One's zombie-eating fridge.

.eserever ni enil siht daer ydobemos hsiw I

[Voyager One]

Wishmaster doesn't want to read in reverse... "You shall never... ahem... write in reverse any more!"

I wish that everyone on this planet gets a month of vacation.

[lukasz1985]

Yeah, I wish that too...
Since you probably don't see your wish spoiled, let me make a point: you, writing your wish probably were wishing that somebody will spoil that wish, but nobody did, so there is a wish spoiled.

I wish not a single fu** was given about anything, anytime, anywhere, anyhow by anybody in any way.
And I wish that I learned to let it go and even let it go to let it go so I can not give that ultimate single fu**.
And if you say I just wished two things - they're both essentially the same.

[kamnet]

Well, I for one couldn't even give a single f*** about anything you post, but by posting this, I effectively do give a f***, don't I?

I wish for more unf***ery in Lukaz' life.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your life, on the other hand...

I wish I could learn to be good at OpenTTD without relying on cheats.

[kamnet]

You use so many cheats that from here on out every town in every game you'll ever play again has banned you.

I wish I had a cornut.

[lukasz1985]

WTF is cornut?

I wish I had a 3D printer.

[kamnet]

Your 3D printer can only make my cornuts, which nobody has ever heard of and you'll never sell a single one of them.

Meanwhile, what I *REALLY* wanted was a cronut.

[lukasz1985]

You get the cronut, but he is so resentful of your misspelling that he immadiately turns stale.

Though I wish for a cronut too.

[Voyager One]

You get a king-size box of cronuts but since they're being delivered by kamnet, he has already eaten them all.

I wish someone invents a cronut that regenerates and regrows as you eat it.

[Awesometrains]

They do , but the bacon jam topping is contaminated and every bite makes you lose a cell , you eat it all and become an amoeba.


I wish I was level 50 in Star Trek Online

[kamnet]

Voyager One's amoeba shut down the game servers just as you achieve level 49.

I wish this week brings me more work.

[lukasz1985]

It will - you will have to clean every cowshed in the range of 100km around you.

I wish for another 4 gigs of RAM.

[Voyager One]

Your RAM gets 4 gigs as stand-up comedian and it goes so well that it decides to leave you and pursue a career on Broadway.

I wish to kill that amoeba of mine...

[lukasz1985]

You went to the kitchem, you took the knife, said goodbye and stab yourself a few times. But since you're an amoeba you propagate by division - there are now tens of you.

I wish for a coffee.

[kamnet]

You spill it on your computer, frying it.

I wish it was Monday already.

[lukasz1985]

It was already - 6 days ago.

I wish for this stupid thread to never end.