Corrupt a wish!

[NoMorePacers]

You get melted.

I wish I was also immune to author's rights.

[Expresso]

You're immune to author's rights laws now, but no longer for copyright laws. As a matter of fact, you're sued for copyright infringement.

I wish to be a black hole.

[NoMorePacers]

You suck yourself in and disappear from time and space.

I wish to be immune to both author's rights laws and copyright laws.

[acs121]

You steal all the good content from everyone on the Internet. Everyone hates you now.

I wish to see how the world is in 500 years.

[Expresso]

You time travel 500 years in the future, you notice all the fantastic technology and societal changes. Then they notice you and wipe your mind only to send you back 500 years.

I wish to have an apple (the actual fruit, mind you) which isn't rotten or poisoned.

[lukasz1985]

Your apple is so big that you cant bite it.

I wish a grass to cut itself, so I dont have to do lawn mowing.

[Expresso]

It also cuts you down.

I wish for an apple in which I can actually bite, isn't poisoned and isn't rotten.

[NoMorePacers]

It hasn't ripened yet so you can't eat it yet.

I wish to have some money.

[Expresso]

You have lots of money, monopoly money.

I wish for a ripe, not poisoned, not rotten apple I can actually bite in.

[NoMorePacers]

Nature stops giving you apples because your demands are impossible to meet.

I wish to be a bouncer.

[Expresso]

You are beaten up, needing hospitalization for months.

I wish to be the one beating up the bouncer, without getting caught by police.

[NoMorePacers]

Unfortunately the bouncer beats you up and leaves you in a coma.

I wish to be that bouncer.

[Expresso]

Unfortunately, you are beaten into a coma too.

I wish to smile.

[acs121]

You end up like the Joker.

I wish i was Batman.

[NoMorePacers]

You are, but the terrible Ugandan knockoff of Batman.

I wish to be your sidekick in that film.

[acs121]

Instead you become Ungandan... Knuckles.

I wish to be Tails so that i can fly as much as i want.

[Expresso]

You become tails and are immediately sealed in a closed box. No more flying for you.

I wish to be a pie.

[NoMorePacers]

The pie is made from the food that you are allergic to.

I wish to eat that pie.

[Expresso]

It also just happens to contain lots of laxatives. You're stuck on the toilet for quite a while.

I wish to defeat all super heroes.

[NoMorePacers]

All superheroes defeat you instead.

I wish to defeat acs121.