Corrupt a wish!

[Expresso]

You get nuked.

I wish to have a delicious meal, which is not poisoned.

[NoMorePacers]

The meal is so expensive it bankrupts you.

I wish I was President of Russia without being nuked.

[acs121]

You get stabbed by Vladimir Putin.

I wish for an non-poisoned English breakfast tomorrow.

[NoMorePacers]

Unfortunately, you live in France and they don't know what an English Breakfast is.

I wish to be Vladimir Putin.

[Expresso]

You get assassinated.

I wish to never be alone.

[NoMorePacers]

You are never alone - you never get left alone, you go insane and ultimately commit suicide.

I wish to be more boring than James May.

[Expresso]

You are abandoned and lonely. Eventually you commit suicide.

I wish for whatever you wish.

[NoMorePacers]

I wish for everything you hate.

I wish for everything you hate.

[Gwyd]

You are loved, for once

I wish that the last image in this server would become something else

[NoMorePacers]

It becomes a virus that sweeps across the internet and completely destroys it.

I wish to stop that virus from becoming a thing.

[acs121]

You stop it, but the creator of the virus kills you.

I wish that Expresso wouldn't be allergic to anything.

[NoMorePacers]

Expresso becomes allergic to you.

I wish to also be allergic to you.

[Expresso]

You are allergic to acs121, however he is now attracted to you quite a lot.

I wish to have something to do.

[NoMorePacers]

You have something to do; namely disposing all of the world's nuclear waste.

I wish acs121 wasn't attracted to me.

[Expresso]

Now nobody is.

I wish all the nuclear waste to clean up itself.

[NoMorePacers]

It does clean itself up, but gets dumped in your house.

I wish that someone was attracted to me.

[Expresso]

Acs121 is attracted to you.

I wish for all nuclear waste to disappear.

[NoMorePacers]

The nuclear waste does disappear; however, you instead get all animal and human waste/excrements in your house instead.

I wish someone was attracted to me who isn't acs121.

[Expresso]

Someone far worse is attracted to you.

I wish for a clean house.

[NoMorePacers]

The house is clean; but it is so clean that light rays reflect off of it and set the house on fire.

I wish that everyone on this forums has a happy life.