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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Two of them are very long, so everyone calls you Dracula.

I wish for a magnificent norwegian fjord.
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You fall off the one you get. You die.

I wish to have the best paying job in the world.
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You're paid 10,000,000€ but everyone goes bankrupt because of you.

I wish for the bankruptcy of the United States.
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They went bankrubt because of you, so they sued you. Now you've got a debt measuring in the trillions.

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You have but you cant drive a car, so you have a crash few seconds after you start the engine.

I wish not only Expresso and acs121 take part of this game.
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Only our accounts are remaining on the forums, all others have been deleted. So we are alone here.

I wish for France to have no debt.
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You have to pay all the debt.

I wish I could program in C++
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You can, but you are bored to tears by it.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
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You don't. Now you have diseases.

I wish for Expresso to get bankrupt, so he has no money, and no more computer, so he can't post on this thread.
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You go bankrupt and lose your computer instead, and Expresso makes every wish you ever wish go corrupt.

I wish to achieve something in my life.
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You achieved your life. By suicide.

I wish for Pacers to continue existing.
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They do keep existing; however they come to Paris and make your commuting life a misery for the next 30 years.

I wish France had bad weather.
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It has, but Hull too.

I wish for a social animal as a pet.
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The social animal happens to be a lion, which gathers a gang and proceeds to tear you into pieces.

I wish to stop being a turbonerd.
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Your brain explodes instead.

I wish those Pacers to not be on the Paris RER (Commuter rail).
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The Paris RER closes instead due to you getting rid of the only trains they had to run on it.

I wish Jeremy Clarkson was made Prime Minister.
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He does, but he expells you from the glorious Kingdom of Britain.

I wish for Stadler FLIRTs on the RER.
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Stadler goes bankrupt and all their assets, including the FLIRTs, get repossessed and sold to Britain.

I wish you would stop wishing.
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The thread gets locked.

I wish to be healthy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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You become healthy, by never eating and you eventually starve to death.

I wish to own a Lancia.
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