Corrupt a wish!

[wallyweb]

Your wish has been granted but it was corrupted in transit and your wish has been recalled.

I wish for a white Christmas.

[Expresso]

You get snowed in and your heating breaks down. Have a nice white christmas.

I wish to have a personal cloaking device which I can turn on and off at will.

[kamnet]

Will learns about your cloaking device and turns it off while you were in the middle of a group trying to be secret.

I wish Amazon would stop losing my packages.

[Expresso]

They've been collecting them. You get all your packages, including everybody else's. All at the same time.

I wish to play a game of chess and win from a grandmaster.

[wallyweb]

You got your wish but then the grandmaster's five year old son defeated you in two moves.

I wish I was the big fish in a little pond.

[Expresso]

You're the big fish, but not the biggest fish. You get eaten.

I wish to be a time traveler.

[kamnet]

You can only travel back to the point you wished to be a time traveler.

I wish my laptop would upgrade itself to Windows 10.

[wallyweb]

You got your wish and now you wish you hadn't.

I wish I could remember what it was I was wishing for.

[Expresso]

It's something horrible, and you got it.

I wish for a new pair of trousers.

[kamnet]

Your trousers have 3 legs, all of which are too long.

I wish for MOAR POWER! AUGH AUGH AUGH!

[Chrill]

It is granted, however you must share it with me and the rest of us.

I wish for a white Christmas.

[Expresso]

Ever heard of white torture? You're going to experience it during christmas.

I wish to be an element from the periodic table.

[trainman1432]

Hello Francium! Goodbye Francium!

Honestly, I wish Francium was a more stable of an element

[wallyweb]

You get your wish. The isotope is under the manure in the horse barn.

I wish my internet wouldn't go down for 12 hours.

[Expresso]

It now goes down forever.

I wish to be a mountain.

[kamnet]

You think you are, but really you're just a molehill.

I wish certain people could understand simple English.

[wallyweb]

You get your wish but now you no longer understand proper English.

I wish the world was round.

[Expresso]

In the past it was round, but now it's a perfect square.

I wish to be extremely creative.

[kamnet]

Well, you did just re-create the world in a perfect square... that's quite edgy of you!
Your extreme creation leads to all the water on Earth falling off the edge into space.

I wish for a 2-liter of soda.

[Expresso]

How about 2 liters of carbon acid? You burn your mouth, throat and stomach.

I wish for the world to be flat.