Corrupt a wish!

[kamnet]

You didn't say what you wanted that was better, but we're granting your wish a year from now, per your request.

I wish for somebody to help me code some projects.

[2TallTyler]

I have now translated your projects into an unbreakable code and destroyed the cypher. Sorry.

I hope the new OpenTTD NewGRF Competition is a success.

[LaChupacabra]

The competition turned out to be a success! Only a few, but very interesting and surprising pieces of work have arrived, which have become the basis for the further development of some of the best additions in the game.
Unfortunately, no one was paid for their work. Only the winner of the competition, in the reward, could choose another topic for himself, for which he will also get nothing.

Real story:
A few years ago, I dreamed that Snickers cream would return to stores...

Its producer, in response, introduced a whole line of breakfast creams. Mars, Twix, MilkyWay, Bounty and even M&M's appeared in stores. In a word, everything... except Snickers

My current wish:
I would still like Snickers to come back on store shelves

[dol422]

You get your wish, but it is inundated with food poisoning.

I wish to go back to the age of dinosaurs.

[kamnet]

Granted, but since the Earth lacked sufficient air for humans to breathe, well, you eventually become a lump of coal in some bratty kid's Christmas stocking.

Merry Christmas.

I wish for good tidings and cheer on this day.

[PEPSprinterPacer]

Northern Rail makes all train lovers to walk this week, so no good tidings only £1000 fines and disappointed passengers

I wish that OpenTTD on Amazon fire would be updated

[MLG]

Version 1.0? If you wish, you get it.

I wish for ability to couple trams in OpenTTD.

[PEPSprinterPacer]

You can only cut buses up in two.

I wish for a more interesting openttd selling system, like so other company's can buy your old train.

[kamnet]

Nobody buys your retired trains, they rust until they're just scrap. You go bankrupt.

I wish for three more wishes which cannot be corrupted.

[Voyager One]

You get your 3 uncorruptable wishes but you can only wish to get a pair of sox.

I wish that 2020 gets followed by 2030.

[dol422]

You get your wish, but find out the world is ending.

I wish to never need to sleep.

[PEPSprinterPacer]

You were then too exhausted to play a game again.

I wish for a nuke

[kamnet]

You buy what you thought was a nuke from a weird scientist driving a DeLorean, but all you got was a box full of pinball machine parts.

I wish for a pair of socks.

[LaChupacabra]

Someone in your family has won a lot of money. As a gift, he funded for you a trip to a tropical island in the southern hemisphere. When you were unpacking at the hotel, in your suitcase you also found your desired pair of socks also as a part of gift. Luxurious, warm, made of merino wool... completely useless.

I wish to had enough time and willingness to learn all the languages and coding rules of OTTD so that creating ready-made patches would be as easy as drawing a proposal.

[kamnet]

Luxurious, warm, made of merino wool... completely useless.

Are you kidding me? I have poor blood circulation in my feet, they ALWAYS feel cold even in summer. These are perfect! THANK YOU! I WIN!!!!

I wish to had enough time and willingness to learn all the languages and coding rules of OTTD so that creating ready-made patches would be as easy as drawing a proposal.

You spend years learning how to code everything in OpenTTD. Unfortunately by the time you're ready to start producing, everybody's moved to a new game based on the Unity engine and you rage-quit the now almost non-existent community.

I wish OpenTTD was available for the Occulus Rift.

[LaChupacabra]

Yes! OTTD has been adjusted to be displayed by the Occulus Rift! Unfortunately, encouraged by the growing popularity, the rights to the technology were taken over by some greedy broker in New York, who wanted to make the brand exclusive, charging ridiculous fees for every minute of using his technology. Currently, only a small group of the richest people in the world can use Occulus glasses.

I would like a world where people would respect each other's rights, where the problem of licensing and property rights would not exist.

[PEPSprinterPacer]

That idea has now been copyrighted by someone else, sorry!

I wish for a horse in a zorb